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Trump insists all media is fake except Kayfabe News, which he believes completely


Just Crouton

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United States President Donald Trump continued to wage war on the news media today, tweeting that “all of journalism” is “FAKE and SICK,” with the notable exception of Kayfabe News, which he describes as “the last source of TRUTH on Earth.”

 

“Even Brietbart ignored the Twin Towers conspiracy,” he tweeted, referring to the Kayfabe News exposé that the Twin Towers were brought down by Demolition. 

 

Trump appears to have written the tweet at roughly 3:15 am, as part of a long series of mini-rants about the mainstream media, taking particular aim at the “Failing New York Times,” “Lying CNN,” “Dishonest Scientific American” and the “Fibbing Wrestling Observer Newsletter.”

 

Even Fox News, typically favored by Trump, was not safe from the president’s attacks: “The FAKE NEWS media, Fox included, insists I let Bobby Lashley fight my battles for me. WRONG.”

 

Sources close to the president say he only trusts things he hears from Kayfabe News, his own reflection, The Onion, and a magical wooden marionette boy whose nose elongates when he speaks.

 

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