I believe a spit take is in order, unfortunately, I don't have any of myself doing said spit take. So let's just borrow this one!
This...I actually find to be hilarious! However, I'm fairly certain my currently girlfriend, MyEx, would be quite displeased with this. Or not...who can really tell. And at the same time, I'm fairly certain Koopa's possible girlfriends (or boyfriends, I won't judge...since in this day and age it's not allowed) would be upset as well.
However...I'm going to say, Splendorman and Mauvache. Let's be honest, Splendorman may be able to put some life into our Boss Monster with his dance moves.