Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Posted November 17, 2017 Milk exposed to X-rays from the moon transformed into CowCow. He loves feeding on every food ever. CowCow will threaten any attackers by fiercely mooing at them. CowCow’s Rollout is forceful enough to flip a 50-ton tank. He shields his allies from danger with his constant explosions. A tale is told of a farm that angered CowCow. Before the sun rose the next day, flames utterly consumed the farm, leaving not a trace behind. Stories go that CowCow grabs random users on Yugioh websites and drags them away to the afterlife. He dislikes lactose children. CowCow’s head captures radio waves from the world of northernmost Canada that commands him to take people there The fate of the trucks and crew that wander into CowCow’s habitat: all abandoned, all lost, all vanished. Although CowCow is the very picture of cheese and milk while mooing, he is also scary. When he spots prey, this Pokémon inserts his udder into the prey’s body and drains the prey of its body fluids. Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden thirst for dairy products, it is evidence of an approaching CowCow. There is no escaping him. Give up. If CowCow beckons you over cheeseburgers while he is floating, don't approach him. This Pokémon will try to lick you with his tongue and steal your life away. A dangerous farm animal, CowCow appears to be eating constantly, but for some reason his manure has never been found. (This one was confirmed by the bovine himself) And yes, CowCow is indeed a Ghost-type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Posted November 17, 2017 ghost beef, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.