[DPR] This card's weird help

[Eshai]

Juggling Jack
LIGHT - Level 4 - Fiend/Effect - 1500 ATK/500 DEF
You cannot Special Summon this card, except by its own effect. When you take battle damage: You can Special Summon this card from your hand. This card can attack while in Defense Position. If it does, apply its DEF for damage calculations. At the start of the Damage Step, If this Defense Position card attacks or is attacked: Destroy that monster without applying damage calculations. If this card attacks, after damage calculation: Change its battle position and it makes a second attack in a row.

 

(Found this card somewhere and I don't even remember making it). It's a hand battle trap, with defense attacking capabilities and a possibility of clearing the board in certain situations. You can also Set it similar to how you would Set Wall of Illusion back in the days of your casual Yugioh self a decade ago, but that sounds bad so maybe not.

 

 

Tell me what I was thinking of here seriously I have no clue why I made this.

[Sleepy]

It looks kind of old, to be honest.

It seems like it is meant for defensive capabilities since the opponent will definitely not want to attack into it.

It then is meant to dodge Mirror Force while automatically destroying monsters regardless of position or stat values.

It could also be Special Summoned via battle searchers (Giant Rat, Mystic Tomato, etc.), or at the very least reap a benefit of crashing them into things.

 

The Attack Position change is probably meant so that in your next turn you need to change it back to Defense Position manually to make it fully live for eventual double battle, looking at how fixed its sequence is.

 

The idea of dodging Mirror Force as a potential thing, and how it has a degree of restriction to its Summoning methods. You probably made this at some point back in the Xyz era, to counter spam decks and bring Death Touch sort of monsters (MTG term, but I'm referring to Heraldic Beast Basilisk, Hyper Hammerhead, Madolche Pudingcess, etc) up to date.
It was around the time the old battle traps Gorz and Tragoedia truly dropped in usage, and I could see this functioning as a sort of competitive replacement that is light enough to be more versatile.

 

 

It's just speculation though...