Just Crouton Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 Drama strikes YCM once again as a disturbing photo of recently promoted moderator, Cow, sexually groping a sleeping Ceiling Fan surface on the internet. "I felt violated." The Ceiling Fan told YCM News. "He pulled my 'on' switches to turn on the lights and the fan, then told all of his friends that he just got 'caught' in my fan blades for a laugh. I was scared. He usually had another cow stacked on top of him, so people believed everything he said. I told the dinosaur, and he encouraged me to come forward. If I told my story, maybe other fans will come forward." Other YCM members have come forward with allegations. Captain Lego claims that Cow once asked him if he "wanted [Cow] to slide his udders between [Lego's] pegs and milk [Cow]." Skater the DJ Wolf was offered a lead role in a pornographic "Moo-vie" called "Skater Gets Done By Moolas." Despite Skater's objections, Cow emailed Skater a script, which included a scene depicting Skater's character getting "violently gangbanged by pink-haired, genderfluid body positive SJWs." MACHISMO alleges that Cow once pulled his finger before MACHISMO told him to do so, causing MACHISMO to fart prematurely. Cow then proposed to the dumbstruck MACHISMO a sexual explicit Nazi RP where MACHISMO is a black Anne Frank known as "DaAnne Washington", and Cow is "Moodolf Uddler." Hi I'm Dad has declined to comment, but was reportedly seen polishing his much-feared "Slap Da Black Offa Ya" ring. Zai dropped in, stating that he just "came to laugh at Cow," then exited in his Hyaku Zaiki. Sakura activated his self-destruct sequence, but was rebuilt by fellow Venjix Attack Bots soon after. Flame Dragon was seen throwing up his arms, and asked his colleague Water Turtle to "just hydro pump me to death, already." Black, who was promoted alongside Cow, has called for Cow's resignation, as well as a personal copy of the "Skater Gets Done By Moolas" script, along with storyboards and concept art "for a friend." YCM News reached out to Night, then we remembered that he's still in a fire pit after Sakura's massacre 3 years ago. The YCM community, mostly controversial figure Winter, is calling for Cow's resignation, while the crazy old man by the C&S street corner has called for Zai's lynching for his failure to report the allegations in the PR thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 Sad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~ Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 Ablaze with lust amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 That's just how to deal with ceiling fans, ya know, grab em by the pull string. Okay I laughed and had a jolly good time reading this, it was quite amusing, but then one thing came up and I have a VERY big issue with it. Skater the DJ Wolf was offered a lead role in a pornographic "Moo-vie" called "Skater Gets Done By Moolas." Despite Skater's objections, Cow emailed Skater a script, which included a scene depicting Skater's character getting "violently gangbanged by pink-haired, genderfluid body positive SJWs." Their hair was BLUE, scumbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 It was both pink and blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~ Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 ninja'd by polaris lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted January 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 It was both pink and blue. ...now I want a personal script, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 It was just living room talk. Every guy does it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 ...now I want a personal script, too.10 bucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 I thought I completely destroyed that robot faker passing itself off as me and ruining reputation; guess I didn't do it thoroughly enough. But really, I'm at a loss of words for this right now, Cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rooster Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 I thought I completely destroyed that robot faker passing itself off as me and ruining reputation; guess I didn't do it thoroughly enough. But really, I'm at a loss of words for this right now, Cow. Is... That... A... Joke?!?!?! Sakurabot trying to be funny?? New Upgrade! Also, what's going to happen now? #MooToo? #MeMoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairman ali Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 idk bro looks photoshoped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 Can confirm that CowCow asked me that. Also can confirm that I had a 12 gauge shotgun with me that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkaterTheDJWolf Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 Skater the DJ Wolf was offered a lead role in a pornographic "Moo-vie" called "Skater Gets Done By Moolas." Despite Skater's objections, Cow emailed Skater a script, which included a scene depicting Skater's character getting "violently gangbanged by pink-haired, genderfluid body positive SJWs." All I can remember is waking up in a hospital after drinking a few gallons of Remem-B-Gone. It must have worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateIRS Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Also, what's going to happen now? #MooToo? #MeMoo?#NotMyMooderator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkaterTheDJWolf Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 #NotMyMooderator *sees grammar error**triggered* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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