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It has been reported that Dad is telling random stories that seemingly have no ending.


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Like the time he accidentally ended up in the middle of Azerbaijan after developed an inter dimensional molecular teleportation device that was meant to send him to Mars, not Azerbaijan.

 

I met Morgan Freeman in the desert and he gave me the blueprint for anti-matter device which I used to restructure YCM.

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Get to the part with Clint Eastwood :<

 

You mean when he rose out of the sand and told us he had a quest for us?

 

So, when we met Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman told me, "I must depart, my son.  My work here is done."  He exploded into a shower of fried chicken, root beer, and malt liquor.  So I had to take on the quest alone.  Clint Eastwood told me that he wanted me to prove his existence by posting on YCM.  However, as I speak, he's standing over my shoulder watching me type every word while he breathily tells me about the "old days before all the blacks left Wakanda".

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You mean when he rose out of the sand and told us he had a quest for us?

 

So, when we met Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman told me, "I must depart, my son.  My work here is done."  He exploded into a shower of fried chicken, root beer, and malt liquor.  So I had to take on the quest alone.  Clint Eastwood told me that he wanted me to prove his existence by posting on YCM.  However, as I speak, he's standing over my shoulder watching me type every word while he breathily tells me about the "old days before all the blacks left Wakanda".

Don’t forget about the vehicle break down that led to you defeating Kraven the Hunter.

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Don’t forget about the vehicle break down that led to you defeating Kraven the Hunter.

 

Man me and Kraven wouldna even had no beef if the jabroni had just let me borrow a 20 to get a new starter.  I mean, c'mon b.  We was RIGHT there next to autozone.  He gon talk bout "Oh I ain't got it" with a stack of hundies in his hand.  Like, you fake ass jabroni.  Then wanna get mad when I talk sheet about his ugly ass fur coat.  Lookin like a fuckin ass backwards Elvis.  I took his money too.  Brb goin buy a stack of nudie mags.

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Man me and Kraven wouldna even had no beef if the jabroni had just let me borrow a 20 to get a new starter.  I mean, c'mon b.  We was RIGHT there next to autozone.  He gon talk bout "Oh I ain't got it" with a stack of hundies in his hand.  Like, you fake ass jabroni.  Then wanna get mad when I talk sheet about his ugly ass fur coat.  Lookin like a fuckin ass backwards Elvis.  I took his money too.  Brb goin buy a stack of nudie mags.

 

I love ur stories but this is why he is a supervillian to spiderman

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I love ur stories but this is why he is a supervillian to spiderman

 

Y'know, speakin of Spidey, I talked to Pete a few days ago.  He was out kickin it with deadpool and you know them niggas ain't even invite me to go get chimichangas?  I ain't never been more disrespected in my life smh.  That's why I rewrote his story so that Gwen falls in love with Flash and accidentally exposes him to a superstrain of the symbiote, to create a enemy stronger than Carnage.  Ol jabroniass.

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Y'know, speakin of Spidey, I talked to Pete a few days ago. He was out kickin it with deadpool and you know them niggas ain't even invite me to go get chimichangas? I ain't never been more disrespected in my life smh. That's why I rewrote his story so that Gwen falls in love with Flash and accidentally exposes him to a superstrain of the symbiote, to create a enemy stronger than Carnage. Ol jabroniass.

Remember that time you slapped Lex Luthor in front of half of Metropolis, then proceeded to drive away in the Ferrari like a boss?

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Remember that time you slapped Lex Luthor in front of half of Metropolis, then proceeded to drive away in the Ferrari like a boss?

 

That sheet only had a half tank.  I almost didn't make it to Gotham.  Fortunately for me, "Batman" decided to underestimate me and I stole that jabroni batmobile LOL

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