Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Step 1: Pretend you’re Seto KaibaStep 2: Counter his words with “As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your chores invalid”Step 3: Run like hell. However, this method is still risky, so here is an alternative: Step 1: When he asks why your room isn’t clean, you need to be at the club with the homies to have any chance of mercy. Step 2: When he demands you come home, counter with “I seen shorty, she was checking up on me.” If done right, Dad will began to relent. Step 3: If you can prove you’re a beast on the club dance floor, dad will 100% relent. Or, he’ll roast you. Either way, if done right, you are not going to get an ass whooping today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Naw, @@Dad is the type of mother funker to drag yo ass out of the club wearing his house robe and hair rollers man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallohallo Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 As president of HalloCorp, I declare this topic invalid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Naw, @@Dad is the type of mother funker to drag yo ass out of the club wearing his house robe and hair rollers man If I gotta get outta bed with rollers still in my head, and nothing but my night robe and bunny slippers on, Imma beat yo ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted March 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 If I gotta get outta bed with rollers still in my head, and nothing but my night robe and bunny slippers on, Imma beat yo ass.plz dun hurt me i was trying to help my homies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 plz dun hurt me i was trying to help my homies Imma beat they ass too, and I'm tellin all they mommas. Right after I smash they mommas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted March 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Imma beat they ass too, and I'm tellin all they mommas. Right after I smash they mommas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 the true answer is to not be a biiiiitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 I would recommend being an ass-kisser, but @@Dad hates ass-kissers as much as he hates those who don't do their damn chores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 But not as much as those who incessantly @ him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
👀 REP 👀 Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 how to avoid an asswupin from dad1) do ur fucking chores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukato Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 What chores? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 What chores?The chores you DIDN'T DO because you were TOO BUSY being on THAT DAMN PHONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 What chores? *takes off belt* You got till the count of 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted March 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 The chores you DIDN'T DO because you were TOO BUSY being on THAT DAMN PHONE!hahahahaha look at this little commie jabroni hahahahahahah But seriously, I’m trying to help y’all out and ya go and do something that makes dad whoop your ass anyway. *takes off belt* You got till the count of 3.YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP DAD AIN’T PLAYIN’ AROUNDMAKE ONE FALSE MOVE HE TAKE YA DOWN GET BACK MUTHAFUCKA YOU DON’T KNOW HIM LIKE DAT GET BACK MUTHAFUCKA YOU DON’T KNOW HIM LIKE DAT (Finally got to reference this song. Yay.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukato Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 I don't have any chores. What?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 I don't have any chores. What?!1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yui Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 1.3!*tosses Dad the ass-whuppin belt*SIC 'EM FRIENDO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallohallo Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Spank him, daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukato Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Uh a spanking? Pffft, that's nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallohallo Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Whip him, daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Uh a spanking? Pffft, that's nothing.2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukato Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Say 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallohallo Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 Say 3.3. Now that i have your ip address I'm tracking you down for that ass whoopin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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