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How to avoid an ass whooping from Dad


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Step 1: Pretend you’re Seto Kaiba

Step 2: Counter his words with “As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your chores invalid”

Step 3: Run like hell.

 

However, this method is still risky, so here is an alternative:

 

Step 1: When he asks why your room isn’t clean, you need to be at the club with the homies to have any chance of mercy.

 

Step 2: When he demands you come home, counter with “I seen shorty, she was checking up on me.” If done right, Dad will began to relent.

 

Step 3: If you can prove you’re a beast on the club dance floor, dad will 100% relent. Or, he’ll roast you. Either way, if done right, you are not going to get an ass whooping today.

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Naw, @@Dad is the type of mother funker to drag yo ass out of the club wearing his house robe and hair rollers man

 

If I gotta get outta bed with rollers still in my head, and nothing but my night robe and bunny slippers on, Imma beat yo ass.

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The chores you DIDN'T DO because you were TOO BUSY being on THAT DAMN PHONE!

hahahahaha look at this little commie jabroni hahahahahahah

 

But seriously, I’m trying to help y’all out and ya go and do something that makes dad whoop your ass anyway.

 

*takes off belt*

 

You got till the count of 3.

YEEK YEEK WOOP WOOP DAD AIN’T PLAYIN’ AROUND

MAKE ONE FALSE MOVE HE TAKE YA DOWN

 

GET BACK MUTHAFUCKA YOU DON’T KNOW HIM LIKE DAT

 

GET BACK MUTHAFUCKA YOU DON’T KNOW HIM LIKE DAT

 

(Finally got to reference this song. Yay.)

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