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Striker vs CowCow II: Electric Boogaloo


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Oi CowCow, ready for round two?

You better not expect to win by just going "moo".

What's that? You're a mod, you say?

You think that's going to keep your ass-whooping at bay?

 

That power must have gotten to your head

Though I'm not surprised since you're a funking airhead

Ooh, did that hurt? Did I offend the "almighty" CowCow?

Come here and let me give you a little powwow.

 

 

Aww, is that not good enough for you?

Then come over here and let me give you a preview

Of all the sides in my barbecue

Before I murder your ass like it's Waterloo.

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Wait, did you just do that?

Don't tell me you just did that.

You funking went all Moo

In spite of me warning you not to.

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, "God Emperor" Cow

The only such person to bow

Before the greatest Duck Lord in history

And how that happened shouldn't be a mystery.

 

But let me spell it out for all to see:

You aren't as smart as me,

You aren't as fast as me,

Hell, you aren't even in the same league as me

 

CowCow, I'm deeply sorry for all of this

I should have left you in your ignorant bliss

But don't worry, I'll let you say goodbye to all you hold dear

As I'm afraid your time is drawing near.

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So bad, your corpse got murdered as well.

CowCow’s Pokédex entry: While it might be very friendly, anybody who dares to challenge this Pokémon will be mercilessly obliterated.

 

CowCow’s Pokédex Entry #2: Tales of this Pokémon’s vicious moo insults has been told for millennia. One man did not listen, and died of severe burns as a result.

 

Mega CowCow’s Pokédex Entry: As a result of Mega Evolution, it has gained an intense bloodlust. If one merely jokes about challenging it, it will drain their life force for dairy production.

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