SkaterTheDJWolf Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Joke and OP got locked down, so I'm transferring my set of joke cards over here to its replacement, Free Card Design. Bad Writing is an archetype of Traps that are forms that can be taken by the Powers of Writing Sins. They are ridiculously OP. The OCG version of the name is "Writing Sin", and you can use either of the two terms for the archetype (you can even use them interchangeably). Bad Writing - Cliche Storm Counter TrapWhen this card is activated, reveal 1 "Bad Writing" Trap in your Side Deck. This card's name becomes that card's name, and replace this card's effects with that card's original effects. Oh God, save us all. One card in, and already we're transcending (the Sue term for breaking) the very rules of the game themselves. It gives you easy access to all the other cards, and at no cost to you or your Deck size. Bad Writing - Unethical ActivitiesTrapDeclare 1 original card type (Monster, Spell, or Trap): Reveal your opponent's hand and all face-down cards your opponent controls, then destroy all cards of the declared type your opponent controls, including the ones revealed by this effect, and for the next 3 turns, your opponent cannot activate, Summon, or Set cards of that type, also the effects of all cards they control with that type are negated for those 3 turns. It's symbolic of what smutfics sacrifice in terms of plot, logic, and story for the author's ship (or, you know, even worse intent). Bad Writing - Gore OverdriveTrapNegate the effects of all other face-up cards on the field: Destroy all other cards on the field, then inflict 500 damage to your opponent for every card destroyed. Cards and effects cannot be activated in response to this card's activation, resolution, or effect. Symbolic of BLOOD AND GORE AND DEEEEEATH being overdone in bad pastas in an attempt to be scary. Also, your opponent's screwed if you play this. Bad Writing - Mary SueTrap Special Summon 1 monster from your hand, Deck, or GY, ignoring its Summoning conditions, but its ATK and DEF become 5000, also it is unaffected by your opponent's card effects. No explanation required, other than you're screwed, mate. Bad Writing - Twu WuvTrapAt the start of the Battle Phase, target 1 monster you control and 1 monster your opponent controls of the same Type: The turn player's monster changes to Attack Position and must attack the other monster, if able, but neither monster is destroyed by battle and battle damage becomes 0, also banish both monsters after damage calculation and inflict damage to your opponent equal to their combined ATK. "And wuv, twu wuv, will fowwow you foweva..." Quotes aside, this is most romancefics. Two people fall in love at first sight, then immediately live happily ever after. Bonus points if one ends up pregnant even if they're both male. Bad Writing - Deus Ex MachinaCounter TrapWhen you would take damage: You do not take that damage, also your opponent loses LP equal to five times the damage you would have taken. "But then the sign on her arm glowed, and she was rescued by the power of" DEUS EX MACHINA! Bad Writing - Improbable CrossoverTrapFusion Summon 1 Fusion monster from your Extra Deck, by using monsters from your hand, Extra Deck, field, and Deck as Fusion Materials. Represents Superwholock crossovers and Bee Shrek Test In The House crossovers (OK, the latter is done ironically, but still). Bad Writing - Sue's RedemptionTrapTarget 1 monster you control and 1 monster your opponent controls: Take control of the second target, until you no longer control the first target, but the first target cannot be destroyed once per turn. Yandere kidnap fics, "Non-con" fics, basically anything where one person is kidnapped by someone who """""""loves""""""" them, then develops Stockholm Syndrome even though the dom has done horrible things/forced them to do horrible things. It's not love so much as lust and Suvian mind control. It also symbolizes Draco In Leather Pants, depending on who's being redeemed (the Sue for her Yandereness or her love interest for his evil actions) Bad Writing - EdgyedgelordTrap Double the original ATK of all monsters you currently control. Look at me! I'm so EDGY! Bad Writing - Author FilibusterTrapThe ATK of all monsters you control becomes 4000, and the ATK of all monsters your opponent controls become 0. These changes last until the End Phase. http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/ Represents fix fics (where the author "fixes" a perceived problem with the canon) and fics that basically turn into propaganda for whatever ideals the author projects (veganism, feminism, communism, sexism, etc.). The latter category doesn't necessarily have to be a FANFIC, as shown by God's Not Dead. Bad Writing - Contrived CoincidenceTrapAdd 2 cards from your Deck to your hand. Bad Writing - Work of ParodyCounter-TrapWhen your opponent activates a Trap: Discard 1 card, unless the activated Trap is a "Bad Writing" Trap; Negate the activation, and if you do, destroy it, then if it is a "Bad Writing" Trap, you can Set it to your side of the field. If this card is destroyed and sent to the GY: You can Set it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 Couldn't contain my laugh at how fitting Marie Sue's effect is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesability Black Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 ...I wanted to groan so hard at this. The cards, when you consider what each are linked to, are too on point to argue with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkaterTheDJWolf Posted April 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 Edited flavor and titles for Filibuster and Crossover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Hate Snatch Steal Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 Not going to rate the cards on balance because they are meant to be OP. I will say this: excellent job on making them fit each writing concept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 You need a level 1 Mary Sue monster with ?/? ATK/DEF and both ATK and DEF are always 100 points higher than the strongest monster on the field. Also, Mary Sue cannot be affected by any effects and can also negate all effects. Let's also throw in that Mary Sue gains 25000 ATK/DEF when summoned and auto inherits the effects of every card in the game. The 25K gain is the maximum ATK/DEF you can summon all 3 god cards with.Obelisk = 4000/4000Slifer = 6000/6000Anime Ra = 15000/15000 after Tributing 3 5000/5000 monstersThis totals out to 25000/25000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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