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21 Fast FACTS about the grues


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-Grues did not create feminism. They might not even know what that is.

-Grues don't own the media. They probably don't know what that is either.

-Grues don't start wars, politicians and advisors are not known to be grues (mostly because they refuse to enter the dark).

-Hollywood seems to be kept in the dark about grues.

-Grues are the ones pushing for mass immigration of people into the Dark (they're hungry).

-Grues don't have bank accounts.

-Grues can't even see pornography. It's too dark.

-95% of all "grue" attacks are REAL attacks that are carried out by underground grue agents.

-Grues didn't create major social media networks, nor do they control any social media accounts.

-Grues were not responsible for slavery (the ships which brought African slaves to America had no grues).

-Grues don't work at 7-11 (don't Google this, I don't feel like backing up my claims with facts).

-Grues are probably susceptible to diseases. I don't even know.

-Grues may not even be aware of pro-transexual or pro-homosexual messages. If they are, they probably don't even pay them any heed.

-Grues have eaten everyone who tried to obtain even the slightest hint of grue religion.

-Speaking in the dark is a good way to get eaten by a grue.

-Grues are not trying to take away your guns (there aren't even any grue politicians, see above).

-Nobody knows if grues are more likely to have mental diseases (grues are not a disease. You can't "contract the grue").

-The educational system has an underwhelming number of grue students; a grand total of ZERO. Grues are also not related to communism at all.

-Everyone who tried to find out if there are even any homosexual grues have been eaten.

-There is absolutely no information on any genocidal events in which the grues were the victim. All we really know is that if you are in the dark, you will be eaten by a grue.

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  1. -Grues did not create feminism. They might not even know what that is.
  2. -Grues don't own the media. They probably don't know what that is either.
  3. -Grues don't start wars, politicians and advisors are not known to be grues (mostly because they refuse to enter the dark).
  4. -Hollywood seems to be kept in the dark about grues.
  5. -Grues are the ones pushing for mass immigration of people into the Dark (they're hungry).
  6. -Grues don't have bank accounts.
  7. -Grues can't even see pornography. It's too dark.
  8. -95% of all "grue" attacks are REAL attacks that are carried out by underground grue agents.
  9. -Grues didn't create major social media networks, nor do they control any social media accounts.
  10. -Grues were not responsible for slavery (the ships which brought African slaves to America had no grues).
  11. -Grues don't work at 7-11 (don't Google this, I don't feel like backing up my claims with facts).
  12. -Grues are probably susceptible to diseases. I don't even know.
  13. -Grues may not even be aware of pro-transexual or pro-homosexual messages. If they are, they probably don't even pay them any heed.
  14. -Grues have eaten everyone who tried to obtain even the slightest hint of grue religion.
  15. -Speaking in the dark is a good way to get eaten by a grue.
  16. -Grues are not trying to take away your guns (there aren't even any grue politicians, see above).
  17. -Nobody knows if grues are more likely to have mental diseases (grues are not a disease. You can't "contract the grue").
  18. -The educational system has an underwhelming number of grue students; a grand total of ZERO. Grues are also not related to communism at all.
  19. -Everyone who tried to find out if there are even any homosexual grues have been eaten.
  20. -There is absolutely no information on any genocidal events in which the grues were the victim. All we really know is that if you are in the dark, you will be eaten by a grue.

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