Alright. We have plenty of topics in here dedicated to making good cards.
But what about one where we do our best to make some of the most poorly-thought-out, most situational, and most ridiculous cards ever?
1. The first person will provide either a name, part of an effect, ask for "support" for an archetype or series, or a rough description of what to have the card do.
2. The next person will make said card, then provide their own prompt.
3. This continues ad infinitum.
4. The challenge isn't to just make absolute garbage. It's to make something that, upon a cursory glance, COULD be used, but really SHOULDN'T be used. These cards do have to comply with PSCT and follow the guidelines of this subforum.
5. To reiterate, these aren't joke cards. Just cards that are considered jokes by the meta.
6. A good guideline is MtG, and how it has cards that are objectively worse than others. That's what we're aiming for. Schmuck bait.
7. And please, have fun, be civil, and most of all, be creative.
To kick us off, I want a draw card that is a worse Pot of Desires. Something that gives you 2 cards for the mechanical equivalent of your firstborn.