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Mandy Slammer (KICK! CHOP! SLAM YOUR PROBLEMS AWAY!)


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TRY OUR NEWEST 30-DAY FAT BURNER TRIAL AND HAMMER, WITH THE NEWEST MEMBER OF OUR UNDEAD-LIFTERS, MANDY SLAMMER! 

 

Feeling tired? Body sluggish? Limbs not as in-flamed as your heart? Put down the chips, pick up the phone-to change that, here's where to start!

 

She'll make you sweat, she'll make you strain, she'll make those muscles return to reign! With Mandy's tireless training by your side, your girth is in for a wild ride! 

 

Think escape from the slammer with Chop and Kickman made Mandy's determination wane? Ten miles with her and her 101 degree aura a day, and that question won't be asked again! And even though her promotional card is a Tuner's folly, getting more Zombies on board to help your fitness will leave any Duelist jolly! 

 

And you can order the Mandy Slammer Muscle Track today, to power through your workout in your own intense way! Call your local BlaDeS of Change Workshop right this second-that's that's 262-985-7467 (BOC-WRK-SHOP), for those our message beckoned!

 

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[spoiler=Mandy Slammer: Info]

DARK/Zombie-Type Union Effect Monster/Level 3/1500 ATK/100 DEF

 

Lore: When this card is Normal Summoned: You can target 1 appropriate Equip Spell in your GY; equip it to this card, then you can Special Summon Level 3 or lower Zombie monsters from your Deck in face-up and/or face-down Defense Position, except Tuners, up to the number of Equip Cards on the field. Once per turn, you can either: Target 1 Zombie monster you control; equip this card to that target and draw 1 card, OR: Unequip this card and Special Summon it. A monster equipped with this card gains 3 Levels and 700 ATK, also if it would be destroyed by battle or card effect, destroy this card instead.

 

 

 

DON'T DELAY! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY (well okay, just me and a bottle of Black Currant but we in this to win this)!

 

Also, I'm making a complement equip Spell to help Zombies further, so any reviews and revelry on the promo card of the Mandy Slammer Muscle video'll go a long way towards its production for a future video post. Eh, you know the drill.

 

BD'S, signing off.

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Art-wise:

Why is it a Zombie?

Why is it not FIRE?

 

Typing concerns aside, the card is weird. Zombies and Equips don't really mix nowadays, but this is a great incentive to do so. Unsure about Summoning straight from the Deck, because if you go a bit turbo with the Equip grabbing, this can easily swarm the board, but hey, at that point you earned the reward. At least it relies on a Normal Summon. Perhaps drop a hard OPT there to be safe?

 

The Union effect looks good to me. I like that it rewards you with a card draw by equipping it, it's a nice way or getting some card advantage.

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Art-wise:

Why is it a Zombie?

Why is it not FIRE?

 

Typing concerns aside, the card is weird. Zombies and Equips don't really mix nowadays, but this is a great incentive to do so. Unsure about Summoning straight from the Deck, because if you go a bit turbo with the Equip grabbing, this can easily swarm the board, but hey, at that point you earned the reward. At least it relies on a Normal Summon. Perhaps drop a hard OPT there to be safe?

 

The Union effect looks good to me. I like that it rewards you with a card draw by equipping it, it's a nice way or getting some card advantage.

 

Thought the title and the reference midway through the promo was making it clearer, but this is meant to a complement card to the old Zombies, Chopman the Desperate Outlaw and The Kick Man-both of which equip Equip Spells from the GY to themselves upon being Flip and Special Summoned, respectively. 

 

This is essentially their third member, which equips on Normal Summon, then propagates more of the squad on board to help them go off as well. Or at least that's the intended purpose, Vendreads might not mind that extra Summoning power at all, actually. 

 

Reason its DARK/Zombie is cuz Chopman and Kick Man are too. Besides, Zombies can't exactly exploit the Normal Summon all that well (if it did, Vendreads wouldn't have so much trouble.) (Speaking of which, I'm supporting them next week too.)

 

In short, this is meant to be swarmy-in fact, swarmy in a way that directly offers a potential different route for Zombies beyond OMEGASPAM.dek, which was an outdated one-trick pony then and is Windwitch-to-Crystal-Wind-level untenable now. One Foolish Burial Goods and you've got a new way to play with Zombies. One that the Vampires in particular will appreciate considering their new mini-Level monsters.

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