What the funk did you just funking say about me?

[Ninjask Is Bae]

What the funk did you just funking say about me, you little Casual Multiples Poster? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Advanced Card Design, and I've been involved in numerous secret Card Workshop Games on the Card Workshop Thread, and I have over 300 confirmed Card Contest wins. I am trained in CC design and I'm the top CC creator on the entire YCM forum. You are nothing to me but just another Person I will beat in a 1v1 Card Contest. I will wipe you the funk out with cards the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my funking words. You think you can get away with saying that poopy to me over the Internet? Think again, funker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Pokémon Archetype Club members across the YCM forum and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're funking banned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can defeat you in a Card Contest in over seven hundred ways, and that's just [Written] cards. Not only am I extensively trained in Card Creation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the YCM Forum and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable booty off the face of the forum, you little poopy. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your funking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you diddlydarn idiot. I will poop fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're funking banned, kiddo.

[The Frost King]