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Ninjask Is Bae

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See title. If you disagree ima yeet yo booty to da Southpole. dabs

 

Now, what is a post by me without a copypasta? I gots u, fam. Here is a beautiful copypasta I hand-edited to bring it to you without getting banned. (The original, uhm, is not about hand holding).

 

I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what it would be like, to hold her hand. That's right. Hold her hand. With no protection. I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-happy while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the arm and ram my hand mercilessly into her quivering, malformed hand with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts hapilly, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to. I would love violently inside that corrupt and corrupting hand as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my love penetrating the foul walls of her soul, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we hold hands there in a filthy, disgusting mess. Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

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