Ember McLain Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 My name is Michael Bersback,and I've come to this forum to inform you about my prestigious cruise line. My cruise is 100% kid and teenager free, now how great does that sound? No more annoying crying or under-the-breath comments. Just feel free to ask any questions you have about me or my cruise.-M. Bersback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Red_Guy Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Oooohohohohooooo! That sounds positively DELIGHTFUL! I might just have to buttwalk over and check it outoutoutoooouuttt. Tell me, do you happen to have cabins in the rear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ember McLain Posted October 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Oooohohohohooooo! That sounds positively DELIGHTFUL! I might just have to buttwalk over and check it outoutoutoooouuttt. Tell me, do you happen to have cabins in the rear?Yes sir, indeed it is. Not to brag about it, that would be childish of course, but my cruise line only receives the most positive remarks. As for your question: We do indeed have cabins in the rear. I've found that many guests, including myself, like to look out the window and see all their troubles seem to drift further and further away as we sail deeper into the ocean blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Red_Guy Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Oh that is so very WONDERFUL! I too happen to enjoy the beautiful views of rears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Muse Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 If you see my Mama on the cruise, could you tell her that I'm looking for her? I think she's an adult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ember McLain Posted October 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 If you see my Mama on the cruise, could you tell her that I'm looking for her? I think she's an adult.I'm afraid not. You see, adults like your mother get aboard my cruise line for relaxation, not to be pestered by their children despite them being miles away. My apologies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Sexbang Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Do you need a rad as funk music act on this cruise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ember McLain Posted October 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Do you need a rad as funk music act on this cruise?No offense sir, but we have a very special musical performance in store. However we do offer a celebrity discount on our cruises if you were looking to sail. I also don't believe our musical talent would mind an amazing show opener like you and your adult friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statler & Waldorf Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Now if the cruise is kids-friendly, why is he advertising this thread to adults? Kids-FREE! Turn up your hearing aid! But if I do that I have to hear him talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ember McLain Posted October 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Now if the cruise is kids-friendly, why is he advertising this thread to adults? Kids-FREE! Turn up your hearing aid! But if I do that I have to hear him talk. Haha! You two are a funny pair. I'm sure there would be lots of fun to be had if you joined my cruise. You know what? I'd even pay YOU to do a comedy act on stage. All you would have to do is insult the audience. Our generation is nowhere near as sensitive as these millennials. It'll be fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterio Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 This is something most peculiar. Quite the fun little trick, but I suppose I'll remain silent until the moment is right. What is the policy you have on acts dealing with the old mystic arts that this world has all but forgotten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ember McLain Posted October 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 This is something most peculiar. Quite the fun little trick, but I suppose I'll remain silent until the moment is right. What is the policy you have on acts dealing with the old mystic arts that this world has all but forgotten?No trick here, sir. Just pure relaxation, I'm afraid our cruise line only feels magical. As for your question, a few parlor tricks wouldn't be anything too horrible, however I would ask you do not bother the other guests and do not teleport the ship. Would this mean you are interested in joining my cruise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 What do you think about ghosts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ember McLain Posted October 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 What do you think about ghosts?I'm afraid I don't believe in such things. Stories about the supernatural are for children. Why do you think the story of the Boogeyman was invented. To scare kids into behaving. As such, you won't find any ghosts on my cruise. Sorry to any edgy teenagers out there that want to call upon Bloody Mary. You can rest assure you'll be safe on my cruise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 What booze do you have onboard this fine cruise gentleman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ember McLain Posted October 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 What booze do you have onboard this fine cruise gentleman?We have a large assortment of booze from all the world. We even have our own personal helicopter delivery service that comes in every other day. We can surely special order anything we do not already have in stock. Although I'm more than certain you'll find what you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterio Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 No trick here, sir. Just pure relaxation, I'm afraid our cruise line only feels magical. As for your question, a few parlor tricks wouldn't be anything too horrible, however I would ask you do not bother the other guests and do not teleport the ship. Would this mean you are interested in joining my cruise? You may have others fooled, my dear captain, but the Great Mysterio sees differently. Nevertheless, I believe a bit of rousing entertainment on this cruise would be quite enjoyable. I'll have to see where in my schedule I can pencil this in. The Great Mysterio has an inquiry for you, captain. Do you have anything of any value aboard your vessel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Hmm, what is your policy towards electronics usage onboard the ship? I've seen a few of my associates texting or talking loudly on their mobile devices during social gatherings and it's quite rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ember McLain Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 You may have others fooled, my dear captain, but the Great Mysterio sees differently. Nevertheless, I believe a bit of rousing entertainment on this cruise would be quite enjoyable. I'll have to see where in my schedule I can pencil this in. The Great Mysterio has an inquiry for you, captain. Do you have anything of any value aboard your vessel?Why, the ship itself is worth 1.2 Billion USD. I would very ashamed to stock this ship with nothing less then mahogany, but not just any mahogany, but rather mahogany from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are seven hundred feet tall and breath fire! It is from these trees that my furniture was forged two thousand years ago, using ancient blood rituals of the Malchior people. Not only does it make furniture nigh indestructible, but it can bend the fabric of the universe itself! (At least that is what the catalog I ordered them from said) Hmm, what is your policy towards electronics usage onboard the ship? I've seen a few of my associates texting or talking loudly on their mobile devices during social gatherings and it's quite rude.Electronics are free game for all guests. However it would be ask that in certain locations and times that electronics be shut off. You of course have free reign to do as you wish in your cabin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hercule Satan Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Hmm... a cruise? There has to be a catch. This is too fishy...You're trying to hide me from my adoring public, aren't you?!Well, I appreciate the offer, but I need to be here to assure everyone that they are safe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 So, what is there to do on your cruise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ember McLain Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Hmm... a cruise? There has to be a catch. This is too fishy... You're trying to hide me from my adoring public, aren't you?! Well, I appreciate the offer, but I need to be here to assure everyone that they are safe! You know what would be best for the public? To come on the cruise with you! That way everyone can enjoy themselves full time and feel protected. How about a sponsorship? You give out a public message about the M. Bersback Cruise Line in positive light, and you'll be paid quite handsomely. What do you say? Of course, you'll need to come on the cruise, wouldn't want to lie about your experience would you?So, what is there to do on your cruise?Anything and everything. Whatever an adult would like to do, they have free reign. This is a ship where we care about your relaxation and enjoyment. However, if you are wanting to know the scheduled activities, well then you'll have to come aboard and see yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hercule Satan Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 You know what would be best for the public? To come on the cruise with you! That way everyone can enjoy themselves full time and feel protected. How about a sponsorship? You give out a public message about the M. Bersback Cruise Line in positive light, and you'll be paid quite handsomely. What do you say? Of course, you'll need to come on the cruise, wouldn't want to lie about your experience would you? Well, when you put it that way, how can I say no? It'd be nice to take a break. So when does this ship take off, anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Katt Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Puh-lease. A party without me is no party at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterio Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 You know what would be best for the public? To come on the cruise with you! That way everyone can enjoy themselves full time and feel protected. How about a sponsorship? You give out a public message about the M. Bersback Cruise Line in positive light, and you'll be paid quite handsomely. What do you say? Of course, you'll need to come on the cruise, wouldn't want to lie about your experience would you?Well, when you put it that way, how can I say no? It'd be nice to take a break. So when does this ship take off, anyways?Color me impressed, captain. I had no idea you had the power of suggestion over the simple-minded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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