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Mysterio's Mystifying AMA


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BEHOLD!!! I, the Great Mysterio, have decided to gauge where the populace of this poisonous server are at. How you may ask? Tis a simple solution. You, the miscreants that have shunned the ways of the old arts, shall give me inquiries and I shall answer them. Quite the simple exercise, wouldn't you agree? So by all means, ask away.

 

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Denique diatem efficacem inveni!

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Trixie would like to know how long did it take you to achieve such a spectacular level of magic?

That, my dear, is a secret. The old adage that the non-magically inclined happen to use is: "a magician never reveals their secrets". Perhaps I'll give you the true answer at another time, but as for now...nothing will be spoken.

 

Do you believe in ghosts?

Asking the master of arcane arts if he believes in the supernatural? Surely you jest at this little question.

 

Why are you speaking in Latin when Enochian is the language of the angels? Where's your Madimi?

Are you questioning my methods and manners of procuring my link to the mystical powers that flow through this world? Well, if you must know, I tend to using my archaic powers to a different degree than yourself, my dear.

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HEY! BALL GUY! Does having a crystal ball for a head let you see the future all the time?

Firstly, after my many encounters with the arachnid, many believe this happens to be a fish bowl. Nevertheless, I regret to inform you, demon, that this helmet of mine doesn't allow me to foresee the future.

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What is your opinion on Jake Gyllenhaal?

Gyllenhaal you say? I know why you asked this question, as Mysterio has heard the news of this man possibly portraying me on the silver screen. As an actor, this man has quite the number of films he's made appearances in, my favorite of which happens to be the movie Nightcrawler. Nevertheless I, the Great Mysterio, believe this actor may do quite well at portraying the master of the arcane arts.

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If he was in tune with the old arts, then this is a name I haven't heard yet. However, if this Plagueis isn't, then I shall look the other way.

Oh, but he was. In fact, he was so powerful and wise that he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

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IYlJKrE.png?1 Aaaaah! That makes sense!

 

IYlJKrE.png?1 ... so why do you wear that helmet?

All great villains wear a type of mask or helmet. However, I, the Great Mysterio, use this helmet to show that no mere mortal can gaze upon my face. It shall forever be a mystery.

 

Oh, but he was. In fact, he was so powerful and wise that he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

The Force? Midichlorians? I believe these exist not in this world, miscreant. Begone from my sight at once!

 

whoever you are, remind me in November that I said I want to be friends.

Ahhhhh, a possible convert to the ways and manners of the archaic arts. This pleases me greatly.

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