The_Red_Guy Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Hellooooo it's meee, Larry Lackapants, Arkansas cheese master extraordinare and the king and queen of CHEESE. And, well, you see I'm in a bit of a pickle. Despite my mastery of cheese, IT ALL TASTES AWFUL! Horse cheese. Weasel cheese. Water tower cheese. NONE OF IT WORKS! So, I was WONDERING if any of you fine girls and boys might COME DOWN TO MY FARM in Cornflake Arkanasas and help provide me new samples to make cheese from. NOW GET TO IT CHUMPS! CHOP CHOP! Oh, and no grandmas please. It doesn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Larry Lackapants vs Cheese Master Gus Sorola death battle when? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Red_Guy Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Hmm, will this cheese master gus whatever be good for making cheese FROM?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Hellooooo it's meee, Larry Lackapants, Arkansas cheese master extraordinare and the king and queen of CHEESE. And, well, you see I'm in a bit of a pickle. Despite my mastery of cheese, IT ALL TASTES AWFUL! Horse cheese. Weasel cheese. Water tower cheese. NONE OF IT WORKS! So, I was WONDERING if any of you fine girls and boys might COME DOWN TO MY FARM in Cornflake Arkanasas and help provide me new samples to make cheese from. NOW GET TO IT CHUMPS! CHOP CHOP! Oh, and no grandmas please. It doesn't work.Arkansas cheese master extraordinare N-NANI?! Arkansas cheese master? ...crap he's in the state I live in... Hmmm, have you thought about possibly making cheese from dairy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Katt Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Oooh so THAT'S what that smell was. You should probably take a bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Red_Guy Posted October 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Cheese? From... DAIRY?! WHAT KINDA CRAZY IDEA IS THAT?! Why would I make cheese from CHEESE?! I already HAVE the cheese. Bath cheese? Lemme try thaaaaatttt. [Five seconds later] Ooooouuuuhhhggggg. It's very clean tasting, but not a good cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yui Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 cocoa cheese. trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Red_Guy Posted October 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Hmm, I suppose I could try. I do have some cocoa beans around the place. [ten seconds later] All I ended up with is dark chocolate. I WANTED CHEESE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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