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I entered these in OMGAKITTY's mudkipz contest a while back:

 

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[spoiler=Effect/Instructions - U Liek MuDkIpZz??!!]Ask your opponent the question. If your opponent says yes, throw him/her a cookie for telling the truth. If your opponent says no, say "Yeah suuure" or "Riiiiight". Tell your opponent "U kno u liek teh mudkipz". If your opponent still denies that he/she likes them, slap him/her in the face. If he/she gets mad, suprised, sad, upset, hurt, devious, or anything around that, Spartan kick him/her to the ground and do the following based on your opponent's gender:

-Male: Duct tape your opponent to a splintery wooden wall/fence. Dropkick your opponent in the nuts. If your opponent makes a sound after being kicked in the nuts, give your opponent an atomic wedgie and tell him to ACCEPT THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!

-Female: Give her a full nelson. Say to your opponent "You're a girl, you must liek mudkipz". Slam her into a wall until she admits the truth.

 

[spoiler=Effect/Instructions - TeH MuDkIpZ HoRdE]This card can only be activated after the effect of "U Liek MuDIpZz??!!" resolves and your opponent fools you. Summon a number of Mudkipz equal to the number of people on Earth x the highest number you can think of. Your opponent must accept TEH LUV OF TEH MUDKIPZZ or else he/she is screwed. If your opponent says he/she is not afraid of mudkipz, Each part of the field, in front of a mudkip, will be a gatling gun, and Bulletproof outfit that can withstand any Bullet. After the previous effect resolves, activate one of the following effects:

-Opponent is scared: Keep scaring him/her until he/she wets him/herself. Laugh maniacally afterward. If your opponent runs away, he/she loses the match.

-Opponent isn't scared: All mudkipz shoot the gatling guns and blast your opponent to bits. After your opponent is through, shake your head and say "If you'd just say yes, this wouldn't have happened". You win the match.

 

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...Summon a number of Mudkipz equal to the number of people on Earth x the highest number you can think of...

 

That would be TREE(3) in Kruskal's tree theorem. (Don't laugh. It's a real number.)

 

[spoiler= Click here to find out just how large [i]TREE[/i](3) is]A googol is written as a 1 followed by 100 zeros. 10 to the power of 100 in other words. This is more than the amount of particles in the known universe, which is estimated to be 10 to the power of anywhere from 79 to 81. A googolplex meanwhile is a googol to the power of another googol, and is so huge that if you tried to write it down fully it would end up longer than the diameter of the universe and would take far longer to write then the entire time the universe has existed. However, even these numbers pale when compared to Graham's number, which is the largest number that has actually been used in mathematics. BUT there are still larger numbers then that. In Kruskal's tree theorum TREE(1) is 1 then TREE(2) is 3 but when it reaches TREE(3) the number erupts into such a catastrophically large number that even numbers such as Graham's number are unnoticeable in comparison.

 

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