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President Frank Underwood

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#7068032 [FLOD]Shouboushi Hidarmer

Posted by President Frank Underwood on 12 January 2018 - 09:50 AM

As mentioned before, I might run this guy in my Raidraptors until we get the Witch's Apprentice Link.

He's great going up against certain Decks, as he gains ATK equal to the number of those Types on the entire field, meaning he could get to a theoretical maximum of 2700 ATK, which isn't bad.

Kind of wish he got more of a boost, though.




#7064587 [Written] Volcanic Wolf

Posted by President Frank Underwood on 27 December 2017 - 02:35 PM

I see someone recently watched Rada's Archetype Archive of the Volcanic archetype.
This gives the Deck an incredible amount of consistency with their monsters. Their previous searcher was Volcanic Blaster, which, upon Normal Summon, added a Volcanic monster...to the top of your Deck. (It was a GX-era card. It was a dark time for archetypes.)
It also opens up more plays than just burn damage and using a ton of Traps. You can actually have an Extra Deck full of Links and Synchros now, and this also lets the Volcanics synergize with Flamvells, Lavals, and Fire Kings.
Really amazing card. Excellent job.




#7062952 [FLOD] World Legacy Inheritor

Posted by President Frank Underwood on 20 December 2017 - 05:13 AM

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Spell/Normal
Target 1 monster in your GY; Special Summon that monster to your Monster Zone a Link Monster on the field points to. You can only activate 1 "World Legacy Inheritor" per turn.

A generic revival Normal Spell that essentially uses itself to pay for the cost of your Link Summons.
The main usage I can see of this is to utilize your Link Monsters or Extra Deck monsters as Link Materials without a substantial risk of losing them.
Discuss?




#7044361 Godzilla Response Team

Posted by President Frank Underwood on 18 October 2017 - 11:50 AM

I thought Trump was the president. You don’t look like a cheeto last I checked.

Still, bring all the materiel you’ve got. Maybe some of those handy dandy domestic terrorists too.

People keep saying Trump is the president. I have no idea what they are talking about.
Last I checked, he got trumped (pun completely intended) in the primaries last year and went back to his gold-colored tower to sulk.
He mainly uses his absurdly large social media presence to antagonize nations and stir up racial troubles.
Meanwhile, I have to clean up the messes that he keeps causing.
I am honestly considering finding something I can charge him with so I can place him in some sort of custody.
Anyways, I am currently at war with the Islamic Caliphate Organization, but I can spare you whatever you might need.


#7043815 Ask The President of the United States Anything

Posted by President Frank Underwood on 17 October 2017 - 01:08 PM

Mr. President. How do you feel about running against Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson in the 2020 election? Any concerns or comments?

Funny thing about that. Due to how Presidential succession works, I am actually ineligible to run in 2020.
Since I started my term right after my friend Garrett had to resign in late 2014, I was deemed that I had served most of his term from 2013 to 2017, so that was my first term, and the current one is my second. So I cannot run in 2020 for a third term.
But I wish Mr. Johnson the best, and I hope he beats Kanye West.
The last thing this world needs is a Kardashian as First Lady.
 

I did not ask your opinion of PRESIDENT Trump, I asked how you dared deny his victory in spite of overwhelming evidence that it did indeed occur, and your status as a FICTIONAL CHARACTER who has NEVER been the real president of ANY sovereign nation, let alone one as great as the United States of the USA.


I am going to simply dismiss all of that as total delusion.
I won the 2016 election.
Not Trump.
Not Conway.
Me.


#7043807 Ask The President of the United States Anything

Posted by President Frank Underwood on 17 October 2017 - 01:04 PM

I do have another question actually, just where do you get off trying to claim the presidency of the great United States of America, denying the election of Donald J. Trump in November of 2016 with your revisionist Zionist anti-American agenda?

This is just ludicrous. I fought tooth and nail to win the election. The electorate broke down and my wife had to step in as Acting President because of a situation that hadn't occurred since 1800.
And you sit there and say that some apricot with a dead mink on his head managed to win the election by saying the most ridiculous things?
 

Oh, you misunderstand me, good sir, I have no issue with their psychosis. It just happens that I've got that locked down pretty good and don't want the competition. The sillies are taking orders from I THINK a supernatural fear clown located in MAINE, of all places~ Imagine that!


...I might have a file on that occurrence. Would it happen to be a town called...Derry?


#7043805 Inside the Acclaimed Writer and Directors Studio

Posted by President Frank Underwood on 17 October 2017 - 01:01 PM

Would you be interested in possibly doing a biopic on me, and my rise to power, when my term nears its end? I had a biography writer on my staff, but he got a bit squirrely.




#7043782 Ask The President of the United States Anything

Posted by President Frank Underwood on 17 October 2017 - 12:44 PM

Where'd Donald go?

Donald? Which Donald might you be referring to? You mean my Vice-President Donald Blythe?


#7043779 Ask The President of the United States Anything

Posted by President Frank Underwood on 17 October 2017 - 12:41 PM

Netflix_FrankUnderwoodFU2016HouseofCards

Now, since we're mostly all here, I figure I should go ahead and start my own thread.
As a former Monster in this event, and current PotUS, what would you, the people that voted me into office, like to know?




#7043749 Is this all we do here?

Posted by President Frank Underwood on 17 October 2017 - 12:11 PM

Where's Morty? Did you lose him on another adventure? Also, would you mind telling me I'm shit? That'd be great.

I was wondering what happened to your grandson.
This file one of my predecessors compiled states that you never seem to travel without him.


#7042652 [OCG] Security Dragon

Posted by President Frank Underwood on 13 October 2017 - 01:19 AM

I am lost on what they are talking about, I just see a generic Link 2 monster here that co-links to return a monster, if there's anything here I am missing, be free to explain it to me, because I am pretty lost.

Step 1: Get out a Link this can co-link to.
Step 2: SS Grinder Golem to your opponent's side of the field, and then make 2 Tokens on your side of the field.
Step 3: LS Security, and co-link it with the other Link, then bounce Grinder Golem.
Step 4: Repeat Step 2.
Step 5: Go for a Link 4.




#7042186 Samurai Destroyer (CIBR-EN081)

Posted by President Frank Underwood on 10 October 2017 - 02:22 PM

Welp, I know what Karakuris and Crystons will be running at least 1 of in their Extra Decks from now on.

I do love this card. It's not only a Citrine, but it improves on the Citrine effect by negating the effect of the monster.

Slap on a Gravity Blaster or activate a Limiter Removal and watch this thing go to town on anything in its way.




#7041402 [OCG] remaining new cards for Promotion Pack 2017

Posted by President Frank Underwood on 06 October 2017 - 08:07 PM

Well, that new FIRE Dinosaur Pendulum makes the existing Dinosaur cards even MORE overpowered. A Scale 0 that can be searched by Fossil Dig or Summoner's Art?
Pair this with Lancephorhynchus, and you can swarm the field with Dinosaurs even faster than they used to.
The Fusion is pretty cute, as it supports Fusion Decks that specialize in one Attribute. Can't think of any decks that can use it off of the top of my head, but it's a LV4 WATER Fusion, so it could be fodder for Bahamut Shark.
The Link, though, continues the new trend set by the Ventriloquists of generic Links that need specific times to be Link Summoned. Not sure how useful it is ATM.

It's finally happened huh? Our first ever Scale 0.

We've had two Scale 0s. Supreme King Gate Zero and Pendulumucho.




#7038881 [DP19] Armed Dragon Catapult Cannon

Posted by President Frank Underwood on 24 September 2017 - 09:33 AM

Aaand I just added this terror of a card to TV Tropes' Awesome But Impractical page regarding Yu-Gi-Oh.

You're welcome.




#7038876 [DP19] Armed Dragon Catapult Cannon

Posted by President Frank Underwood on 24 September 2017 - 09:15 AM

What the fuck, Konami?
 
I wish there was more to say, but literally everything about this card just has me saying "what the fuck Konami?"

What.

Just...what.

Who the fuck designed this thing? And I don't mean this card's effects. Who designed this card's CONCEPT?!

I call this kind of abomination a "Definitely The Final Boss Monster", or "DTFBM".

It is the type of demented horror in the mind of an amateur cardmaker on how they would like a duel to end.

These monstrosities are usually characterized by three main attributes:
1. Being an upgrade or combination of an existing monster(s), usually all used by one or more major characters from a series.
2. Being so ludicrously difficult to get out that you would not only have to devote an entire deck, but also an entire strategy, just to have a HOPE of getting it out.
3. Having an insane effect that is just barely worth jumping through the hoops required, while playing against an opponent that was expecting a more regular game of Yu-Gi-Oh, that turns the successful summon of the DTFBM into a win condition in of itself.
I'm not saying Konami isn't enjoying their legacy support, but there's being clever, like the new Cyberdarks, and then there's this: Babby's First Custom YGO Card.