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Raine

Raine

Member Since 10 Oct 2010
Member ID: 297,346
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Offline Last Active Nov 09 2016 06:56 PM
~You're a big girl, and you've gotten too fat, and your pants don't fit anymore~ Updated 09 Sep · 5 comments
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About Me

Raine's Rule #1:
NO matter what the situation ALWAYS assume that it is the result of, will result in, or actually is a lesbian relationship.
Raine's Rule #2:
The inventors of the letters J, Q, and X were hipsters.
Raine's Rule #3:
The sexist things in the world are trying to kill you.
Raine's Rule #4:
Florescent Light bulbs are the greatest enemy of mankind.
Raine's Rule #5:
Whenever you think of something surprisingly clever, tell it to a anti-social 8th grader first.

Hello, Mr./Mrs. What's Your Face

I mean this in the upmost respectful way since I can't actually see your face... on second though, that seems suspcicious. Are you after my pirate treasure, I'll bury it at sea before I let it into your grubby little hands. Ew, that's a gross word... grubby. Like... grub? Food? You have Foody hands? Were there cannibals? I see it now! Deep in the hearts of the amazon lies the village of Azan'baráge, a humble tribal people who in times of scarcity feed on passing travellers. You are a government agent tasked with documenting these isolcated people little knowing that the entire village in controlled by a witch. Oh, and the witch is from the future who's time machine got stuck there and has been raising a tribal army. Such terror. Like me. *swats* Take that, evil doer. OFF MY PAGE! AWAY WITH YOU!


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  • Group Advanced Members
  • Active Posts 2,206
  • Profile Views 48,112
  • Most Active In Out-of-Character Planning (711 posts )
  • Member Title Two Milkman, Go Comedy
  • Age 25 years old
  • Birthday May 6, 1994
  • Gender
    Female Female
  • Location
    2 star to the left and straight on til morning
  • Interests
    Being that bad ass who dies but is a universal fan favorite.
  • Married to
    Ain (TechGenusMaster)

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