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#7024401 Saving / Downloading a Thread

Posted by E D G E G U I N on Today, 12:34 PM

At least on my phone, if I hold a link instead of just clicking it I get the option to download it, and that downloads whatever page the link is to and is then always viewable offline. Presumably right-clicking on desktop would give the same option.


#7023193 [OCG] Linkuriboh

Posted by E D G E G U I N on 18 July 2017 - 10:47 AM

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#7020142 Harold Finds a Fish

Posted by E D G E G U I N on 02 July 2017 - 09:04 PM

As a child Harold had stayed inside at lunchtime at school to read, and only read non-fiction books for fear of overexcitement. This wasn't his natural mentality, but his mother was overbearing and with his father dead he wanted only to please her. And so Harold moulded himself into a rather dull man in his thirties, at the age of seven.

By the time he actually was in his thirties, he found himself at a loss as to what to do with himself. His mother died when he was twenty-four, and he had no extended family that he had ever met. Born with a unibrow and a disregard for self-maintenance, he had grown into quite the repugnant human being in both physical appearance and personality.

Inevitably he ended up with a mundane 9-5 dead-end office job and a rickety old car to take him to and from his dingy inner-outer-city bungalow and the pair of cats he poorly looked after. Days passed in dozens at a time, little of note occuring and nobody to tell it to even if it did. Suicide was pondered often, and it was such thoughts that led Harold to the local off-license.

Alcohol numbed him to the excruciating mundanity of his existence, and simultaneously dulled his darkest thoughts. He was by no means an alcoholic, but when he did drink he would really drink. Doubtless, the fact that nobody else was ever there to preach moderation played its part.

And so Harold stood in the aisle, slack-jawed and unshaven with his clothes unwashed and his shoelaces untied, looking cartoonishly repulsive and smelling worse still. He picked up a bottle of whiskey and was absently reading the label when in the corner of his eye he saw a strange shimmer. Turning his gaze, Harold observed a strange portrusion between two bottles. On closer inspection he realised it was the tailfin of a fish.

His curiosity piqued, Harold carefully moved the bottles apart to verify the legitimacy of the fishes presence. Knowing nothing about wildlife Harold couldn't hope to identify the fish, but it was shimmering and silver and its eyes were darting and... its eyes were human?

Harold should have felt fear and revulsion, but instead he felt joy and excitement. When the fish looked at him, it was as if he was the only.man on earth and he felt a jubilation he couldm't have ever imagined, an understanding that this... creature, could impart knowledge beyond previous human conception. Harold could become the world's most intelligent and influential and affluent man.

Whatever this was, it would be a big deal. So taken was he by fantasies of fame and fortune that he didn't notice, or rather didn't register, the teenage boy beside him eyeing the fish curiously before pocketing it and leaving.

The jingle of the doorway chimes as the boy left brought him back to reality, and realising now that his one shot at a decent life was disappearing into the background he burst from the off-license onto the near deserted street. The boy was nowhere to be seen, and there were at least a half a dozen places he could have gone.

And then even if he found him, so what? He had no claim to the fish. He could kill him and take it, but what good would that really do him? Could his conscience even bear the weight of taking a life? And even then, the boy didn't deserve to die simply for being more impulsive.

Resigned to his reality, Harold dragged himself through fourty-six more years of repetitive, lonely, depressing eixstence in the faint hope of finding that same fish again. He never did.


#7020126 New name time! (Again)

Posted by E D G E G U I N on 02 July 2017 - 07:15 PM

I was rooting for Anally Brutalised Child.


#7019772 Super YCM Awards 2017 Ultimate Talents Revealed!

Posted by E D G E G U I N on 30 June 2017 - 09:51 PM

what greater honour could man hope to know


#7019652 Post and I will rate you out of 1000

Posted by E D G E G U I N on 30 June 2017 - 09:01 AM

Just gets lower and lower...


262 c:


#7019648 Post and I will rate you out of 1000

Posted by E D G E G U I N on 30 June 2017 - 08:33 AM

Not bad not bad I'll take it


405.

:)


572.

I love the accuracy xD in all these ratings. "498"
 
thanks for da r8 m8


492.

Inb4 1


398.

Of course I'd get a low score


276.

I got 2 lower.....


274.

They're virtually the same really.


261.

hi


767.


#7019416 Post and I will rate you out of 1000

Posted by E D G E G U I N on 28 June 2017 - 08:55 PM

give me a one star rating

607

ahoy matey!

532

Wot in tarnation are yew doin' 'ere? (I tried to do a cowboy thing because pirates)
Also K.

287

Let's see

597

00

403

#FirstTry

289

that's a lot of precision

500, default because literally who.

How do, my good sir?

525.

Hmmm

27.

okaly dokaly, neighborino

498.

fuck me babe

784.

I FORGOT THAT DOING THIS ON MOBILE IS A NIGHTMARE. I did this post like 4 times and kept inadvertently clicking random shite and losing it all so here ye go, the most bare-bones rendition.


#7018513 Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Maker Awards 2017

Posted by E D G E G U I N on 24 June 2017 - 05:56 PM

Ultimate Male Member Torasaki. Holder of the strongest known rep:post ratio, and evidence that you don't have to achieve anything significant to become an icon.
Ultimate Female Member Rewas. Some may protest "Rewas isn't female!" but those are racists who are jealous of the success he has had from such humble beginnings.
Ultimate Card Maker http://whyyugicocardcreator.tumblr.com
Ultimate Role Player XOXO. I have no idea about the RP section but there's plenty of cancerous in-character conversations on skype wasting valuable space in my brain.
Ultimate Writer Aria... Such mastery of the ellipsis... truly a literary powerhouse...
Ultimate Debater Speedroid. Never before has anyone been so consistently abysmal at a task as Speedroid is at debating. Terrible points delivered condescendingly, just what everyone loves to see.
Ultimate Comedian Tough. Aix has a strong claim with just how hilarious his being a mod was, similarly Zai. However I'll have to give it to YCMaker; his incredible commitment to the absentee admin persona in not breaking character for almost 10 years deserves recognition.
Ultimate Rising Star Lambdadelta. You may argue that someone who joined in 2010 is hardly a rising star, but we need minority representation and no other Canadians have a chance anywhere else.
Ultimate Influential Member SwagCompton98. Never before has an artist so embodied the spirit of his people as SwagCompton98 has with his fellow niggas on YCM. Truly the voice of a generation, and yet he has not allowed fame to change him - he even still lives with his mother! An inspiration.
Ultimate Drama Queen (or King!) Armz. Shame he's gone and whoever the fuck the weeb doing this is won't accept the vote, because nobody deserves it more than old meltdown-kun himself.
Ultimate Moderator Dad. You can take his title, you can take his power, but you can never take his place in all our hearts. <3 #DADMIN2017

Please stop replying to posts in disgusting trash RP format you degenerate scum.


#7015440 I need the following students to report to my office.

Posted by E D G E G U I N on 12 June 2017 - 04:25 PM

*gasps*
 
So what you're saying is.
 
. .  .
 
POLARIS IS BATJOHNNY.


That's just the beginning. You are on the path to wokehood.


#7012306 I will give opinions on anything

Posted by E D G E G U I N on 29 May 2017 - 01:46 PM

Terrie
EndUser
XOXO
Dova
Kana
Raeg
UltimateIRS
Deadpool
Krein
Giga/(Φ)
Lamb
Toyo
Spinny
Koko
Kotori
Smear
Dad
Nai
Tormented
Progenitor
Zai
Aix
MEDIIIIIIIIIVH
Dae
Mitcher
Cherz
BlackBeartic
Tyretian
SwagCompton98
Jack of Spades
The True Sp33dn0id
VCR_CAT
Nyx
Striker
Slinky
Trebuchet MS
Yui
mido9
Sleepy
Chadook
British Soul
Night
Sakura
Zaziuma
evilfusion
MetalSonic
Βyakuya
Armz
Thar
Black
Winter
Rai.
~ P O L A R I S ~
Tinkerer
Draconus247
Moorei
CowCow
Shradow
Fusion
Phantom Roxas
*Spring Boings*
GarlandChaos
cr47t
Lujan
Morty Smith
Thomas Zero
Dr. Jolly Glot the III
Bringerofcake
Egmoedeus XVII
Torasaki
Snatch Steal
I Hate Snatch Steal
Rodrigo
Azure Wolf
SoulFire
vla1ne
Dan
KuriGod
Darj
shadowliepard
The Highlander
Astro Dude
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kaptain Murphy
Tiffany
King of Braves
Abdel
Yuuji Kazami
Faytl

 

 

All varying degrees of trash bar XOXO, Raeg, Lamb, Koko, Dad, Prog, Mitch, Cherz, Polaris and vla1ne.

 

Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yu-Gi-Oh! GX
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL
Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V
Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS
Normal Summon
Set
Tribute Summon
Ritual Summon
Fusion Summon
Synchro Summon
Xyz Summon
Pendulum Summon
Link Summon
Normal Monsters
Effect Monsters
Gemini Monsters
Spirit Monsters
Tuner Monsters
Ritual Monsters
Fusion Monsters
Synchro Monsters
Xyz Monsters
Pendulum Monsters
Normal Pendulum Monsters
Fusion Pendulum Monsters
Synchro Pendulum Monsters
Pendulum Tuner Monsters
Xyz Pendulum Monsters
Link Monsters
Token Monsters
Spell Cards
Trap Cards
Level
Rank
ATK
DEF
Link Points
Link Arrows
Contact Fusion
Transformation Summon
Double Tuning
Accel Synchro Summon
Delta Accel Synchro Summon
Limit Over Accel Synchro Summon
Rank-Up-Magic
DARK
DIVINE
EARTH
FIRE
LIGHT
WATER
WIND

Aqua
Beast
Beast-Warrior
Creator God
Cyberse
Dinosaur
Divine-Beast
Dragon
Fairy
Fiend
Fish
Insect
Machine
Plant
Psychic
Pyro
Reptile
Rock
Sea Serpent
Spellcaster
Thunder
Warrior
Winged Beast
Wyrm
Zombie

 

All varying degrees of trash bar Synchro and anything associated with Synchro, LIGHT, Dragon, and Zombie.

 

Bugatti EB110
Bugatti Chiron
Bugatti Veyron
Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG
Mercedes-Benz AMG GT
Merecedes-Benz 6x6
Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren
1955 Mercedes Benz 300SL
Mercedes-Benz CLK GTR
1971 Dodge Charger
1968 Dodge Charger
2015 Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat
2015 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat
2018 Dodge Challenger SRT Demon
1971 Dodge Challenger
1965 Ford Mustang
1969 Ford Mustang Boss 429
2017 Ford Mustang
2016 Ford Shelby GT350R
1921 Ford Model T
Ford GT40
2005 Ford GT
2017 Ford GT
2015 Chevrolet Corvette Z06
1967 Chevrolet Corvette
2017 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1
1969 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1
1967 Chevrolet Chevelle
1955 Chevrolet Bel Air
1968 Lamborghini Miura P400S
Lamborghini Countach
Lamborghini LM002
Lamborghini Diablo
Lamborghini Murcielago
Lamborghini Reventon
Lamborghini Aventador
Lamborghini Centenario
Lamborghini Sesto Elemento
Ferrari 250 LM
Ferrari 250 GTO
Ferrari 288 GTO
Ferrari F40
Ferrari F50
Ferrari Enzo
Ferrari FXX K
Ferrari 458 Italia
Ferrari 488 GTB
LaFerrari
Ferrari 812 Superfast
Porsche 356A
Porsche 917K
Porsche Carerra GT
Porsche 918 Spyder
McLaren F1
McLaren MP4-12C
McLaren 650s
McLaren 675LT
McLaren P1
McLaren 720S
Aston Martin DB5
Aston Martin Vulcan
Jaguar E-Type
Jaguar XJ220
1931 Dusenberg Model J
Holden Monaro
Nissan Skyline GT-R R32
Nissan Skyline GT-R R33
Nissan Skyline GT-R R34
Nissan GT-R R35
Toyota 2000GT
Toyota Supra
Mazda RX-7
Saleen S7
Hennessey Venom GT
Pagani Zonda
Pagani Huayra
Koenigsegg Agera R
Koenigsegg One:1
Koenigsegg Regera
Marussia B2
Lada Niva
Chevy Vega
Ford Pinto
AMC Rebel Machine
AMC Javelin
AMC Pacer
AMC Gremlin
DeLorean DMC-12
1976 Pontiac Firebird T/A
Pontiac Aztec
1962 Chrysler Imperial
Plymouth Roadrunner
Plymouth Hemi Cuda
Pontiac Le Mas
Ford Gran Torino
Toyota Century
Alfa Romeo 4C
Lotus Evora
Lotus Europa

 

All trash.

 

Expressroid

Truckroid

Stealthroid

Mixeroid

Drillroid

Submarineroid

Steamroid

Gyroid

Jetroid

Patroid

Ambulanceroid

Rescueroid

Decoyroid

Armoroid

Shuttleroid

UFOroid

Cycroid

Carrierroid

Kiteroid

Tankroid

Shovelroid

Skatebroid

Quadroid

Dozeroid

Unicycroid

Tractionroid

Craneroid

Rolleroid

Balloonroid

Yachtroid

Monoroid

Rickshawroid

Hoverroid

Motorcycroid

Carroid

Busroid

Tramroid

Pair Cyroid

Steam Gyroid

Ambulance Rescueroid

Bus Jetroid

Shovel Decoyroid

Super Vehicroid Jumbo Drill

Super Vehicroid - Stealth Union

Super Vehicroid - Mobile Base

UFOroid Fighter

Barbaroid the Ultimate Battle Machine

 

All trash bar UFOroid Fighter.




#7011901 I will give opinions on anything

Posted by E D G E G U I N on 27 May 2017 - 01:36 PM

Russia.

 

The mother and father of eastern Europe.

 

Our lord and saviour

 

Quasar is niceu.

 

Link Summon

 

Literal trash that ruins everything and should be deleted.

 

FUCK YOU REWAS.




#7011818 I will give opinions on anything

Posted by E D G E G U I N on 27 May 2017 - 07:25 AM

Thoughts on almonds?

 

Never had them individually. Almond slices are mediocre.

 

Lithuania.

 

Rewas.

 

rewas

 

Lithuania.

 

i go to sleep around 2am everyday and wake up for work at 6:30am. Thoughts?

 

An absolute travesty. 

 

YCM

 

:thinking:




#7010971 A complete list of new shorthand terms for Yu-Gi-Oh!

Posted by E D G E G U I N on 23 May 2017 - 02:22 PM

With life points already LP, and the graveyard soon to be the GY, it is clear that card texts must be shortened at all costs. In this spirit, I have taken time from my blank schedule to compile a list of further changes that could easily be incorporated, to improve the flow of the game. Less time reading, more time dueruing! The changes are ordered (almost) alphabetically, so they can be read as efficiently as they will make reading cards.

 

banish - bn

Battle - B

battle - b

card - c

coin flip - cf

column - cn

detach - d

destroy - dy

dice - ?

discard - di

draw - !

Effect - E

effect - e

Extra Deck - ED

Extra Monster Zone - EMZ

Fusion - F

face-up - fu

face-down - fd

field - f

hand - h

Link - L

Main - M

Main Deck - MD

Main Monster Zone - MMZ

material - ml

monster - m

negate - n

Normal - N

opponent - o

owner - ow

Once per turn - OPT

Pendulum - Pm

Phase - P

player - p

quick effect - qe

return - r

Ritual - R

scale - sc

Special Summon - SS

Summon - S

Spell & Trap Zone - STZ

Spell/Trap Card - S/T

Synchro - Sy

target - t

tuner - tu

turn - tn

unaffected - u

Xyz - X

 

Polaris' compendium of types and attributes:

 

Aqua: aq
Beast: bt
Beast-Warrior: bw
Cyberse: cb
Dinosaur: ds
Divine-Beast: db
Dragon: dr
Fairy: fr
Fiend: fn
Fish: fs
Insect: in
Machine: mc
Plant: pl
Psychic: ps
Pyro: py
Reptile: rt
Rock: rk
Sea Serpent: se
Spellcaster: sc
Thunder: th
Warrior: wr
Winged-Beast: wb
Wyrm: wm
Zombie: zb
 
DARK: DK
EARTH: ET
FIRE: FR
LIGHT: LT
WATER: WR
WIND: WD

 

Shadowliepard's neo-new improved shorthand:

 

2 or more -> 2+
and -> &
cannot -> can't
maximum -> max
number -> #
attack -> atk
per -> /
equals -> =
or -> /
activation -> act
 
Giga's submission:
 
References within a card's text to it's own name is represented by ~ 

 

What will follow is a few well known cards, with their text optimised. Notice how easily recognisable they are! Proof that this system is foolproof, as if it were needed.

 

! 2 cs.

 

T 1 m on the f; r that t to the h.

 

D all ms on the f.

 

Di 1 c: t up to 2 S/Ts on the f; dy them. 

 

1 Tu Sy M + 2+ non-Tu Sy Ms

Must be Sy Sd & can't be SSd by other ways. This c's max # of atks/B P = the # of non-Tu ms used as its Sy Ml. OPT, when a c/e is act (QE): You can n the act, & if you do, dy it. When this c leaves the f: You can SS 1 "Shooting Star Dragon" from your ED.

 

If I have missed out any relevant terms or phrases, let me know and I will update the list!

 

You're welcome Konami.




#7010765 It's been two years so... AMA

Posted by E D G E G U I N on 22 May 2017 - 05:00 PM

What is wrong with you!?