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Hallouin

Member Since 19 Aug 2011
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#7038458 Papa Enguin's Pointhouse

Posted by Hallouin on 36 minutes ago

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I have FAR BELOW 40k points!

I am NOT Lithuanian in ANY way! This is immediately satisfied by my not being total garbage!

I don't even know what crochet means!

I have gone as Hina for longer than I would like and am currently using a very QUEER name!!

 

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I TRUST THIS WILL SUFFICE AS EVIDENCE FOR MY APPRECIATION OF ALL OREGANO, STRIKER AND PORTLANDO AFFAIRS PARTICULARLY IN THE SENSE OF DECADENCE ONLY NIETZSCHE AND HUXLEY PREDICTED, WHO ARE BOTH AS WELL EXCELLENT

 

 

1. My account was born over 7 years ago and my body over 22 years ago!

2. I EXERCISED TODAY WHICH IS LIKE 45 MINUTES OF CARDIO AND THUS MANY MORE THAN 75 BREATHS HAVE BEEN TAKEN!!!

3. TO FIND THE HYPOTENUSE OF A RIGHT ANGLE TRIANGLE ONE MUST MULTIPLY BOTH THE LEGS OF THE TRIANGLE BY THEIR OWN LENGTHS AND THEN THE SQUARE ROOT OF THE RESULT IS C'S LENGTH SO IF SIDES A AND B ARE 5 AND 4 REWASES THEN THEY WILL ADD TO 25+20=45 REWASES AND THE SQUARE ROOT OF 45 IS 6.71 REWASES

4. THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER SEEN A BLACK FATHER IS IN MY CHILDHOOD HOME VIDEOS

5. I HAVE 765 LIKES AS SHOWN BY MY PROFILE AND POLARIS WILL GIVE ONE TO THIS POST SO IT SATISFIES ITSELF!

6. AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE WASTED MY LIFE CREATING OVER 4000 POSTS ON THIS SITE, ALMOST UNDER THE REQUIRED NUMBER BUT STILL ABOVE IT

7.

I WANDERED LONELY AS A CUCK

SEEKING KOKO FOR ONE LAST GOOD SUCK

A SKEEVY LITHUANIAN BE ALL I FIND

WITH STRIKER'S PELVIS I SEE HIM GRIND

DISTRESSED BY FROTTAGE OF FORESKIN

I SEEK SALVATION THROUGH ENGUIN

 

8. 9 REQUIRES I DISREGARD THIS

9. I HAVE DISREGARDED NUMBER 8 WHICH REQUIRES CREATING A RELIGION REPRESENTING 0.002% OF EARTH'S HUMAN POPULATION BY 2020.

 

 

Your application has been successful. Congratulations! In accordance with the promises made in the OP, the PEPH board has reviewed your application and elected to reward you with a sum of 108,534 points!

 

Enjoy your rewards, Lambdadelta !




#7038444 Papa Enguin's Pointhouse

Posted by Hallouin on Today, 10:59 AM

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In addition, your application has been denied. You have 2 applications remaining until Yui is no longer available to you. 




#7038422 Hallo Hallo

Posted by Hallouin on Today, 10:25 AM

Hallo Hallo what the fuck.

Simplify the puzzle, cuck.

 

Nobody has got a clue

What we are supposed to do.

 

Giga might pretend he does,

But he's a fraud that no-one loves.

 

If you want the answer found,

Put us all on even ground.




#7038420 Papa Enguin's Pointhouse

Posted by Hallouin on Today, 10:17 AM

Your deny has been denied. You have 1 deny remaining until Your Points are no longer available to you.

 

Your application has been denied. You have 1 application remaining until Yui is no longer available to you.

 

ireland does not exist

 

Your application has been denied. You have 2 applications remaining until Yui is no longer available to you. 

 

 

 

1. You do not already have over 40k points. This benchmark coming from the fact that that is the most points you will ever actually need, as it allows you to buy a permanent member group and that's pretty much the endgame.

2. You are not Lithuanian, or of Lithuanian descent.

3. You are demonstrably not a crochet enthusiast with a dark secret.

4. You do not have a stupid alias that is either the same as your current name, a name by which you have never gone, or you are such an irrelevant member that your thinking you actually need an alias is laughable.

5. You appreciate the understated decadence of Portland, Oregon.

I'm under 40k points, haven't a speck of Lithuanian in my family tree, never cared for crochet, don't have an alias, and wish the decadence of Portland, Oregon were more stated than it is for I find it quite appreciable. 

 

1. Live for a minimum of four consecutive years.

2. Inhale oxygen at least seventy-five times.

3. Demonstrate a working knowledge of Pythagoras' theorem.

4. Racially abuse a relevant ethnic minority.

5. Acquire one or more uplikes on YCM.

6. Make in excess of 5 posts on YCM.

7. Present a poem based on the prompt "I wandered lonely as a cuck".

8. Create a religion and obtain a global representation of at least 0.002% by 2020.

9. Disregard task 8, it is impractical and unrealistic.

 

1. Member Since 26 Apr 2008 and I've been consecutively alive since joining YCM, not a flatline or near-death experience since!

2. I inhaled oxygen before writing this sentence 100 times for good measure, and counting!

3. To find the length of the hypotenuse or the longest side of a right triangle (here represented as c, the formula c^2 = a^2 + b^2 is used. For example, if we know the other sides of the triangle to be 3cm and 4cm in length, respectively, then c^2 = 3^2 + 4^2, c^2 = 9 + 16, c^2 = 25, the square root of 25 is 5, therefore the hypotenuse is 5cm in length. If any two side lengths of a right triangle are known, this same formula can be used to find the third regardless of whether it is the hypotenuse or not. 

4. The Chinese are a subspecies.

5. Check my Like history! Speedroid keeps me in the greens. 

6. My post count is OVER 9000, well in excess of the 5 post minimum. 

7.

I wandered lonely as a cuck

For my bitch Enguin did fuck

And he stole all of my bitches 

So can Polaris get some riches? 

As a simple consolation

For this ragged desolation

Can I get some forum points

For my cucked and barren loins?

8. Will do! It'll be a recreation of good old Christianity.

9. Consider it disregarded, as evidenced by the strikethrough.

 

Your application has been successful. Congratulations! In accordance with the promises made in the OP, the PEPH board has reviewed your application and elected to reward you with a sum of 176,325 points! In addition, as the first successful applicant, you have won an additional prize of one uplike, on the house!

 

Enjoy your rewards, ~ P O L A R I S ~ !




#7038258 Papa Enguin's Pointhouse

Posted by Hallouin on Yesterday, 04:31 PM

As you can see, assuming you have functioning eyes, I have quite an abundance of points. As it is not unknown for CUCK MODS to aggressively repossess such assets from innocent entrepreneurs such as myself, I have decided to distribute my wealth as widely as possible before the fascists come for me.

 

However, I will not be simply giving my hard-earned currency for nothing. The following conditions must be met:

 

1. You do not already have over 40k points. This benchmark coming from the fact that that is the most points you will ever actually need, as it allows you to buy a permanent member group and that's pretty much the endgame.

2. You are not Lithuanian, or of Lithuanian descent.

3. You are demonstrably not a crochet enthusiast with a dark secret.

4. You do not have a stupid alias that is either the same as your current name, a name by which you have never gone, or you are such an irrelevant member that your thinking you actually need an alias is laughable.

5. You appreciate the understated decadence of Portland, Oregon.

 

Assuming you do indeed satisfy the requirements as listed above, congratulations! You are now eligible for consideration. The process of actually obtaining the points, obviously, will be somewhat more complex than merely fulfilling a pretty broad criteria. If you hadn't figured that out from the fact that this thread continues far beyond said criteria, you are now DISQUALIFIED from consideration.

 

Now that we've established you are willing to morally bankrupt yourself by claiming points despite not qualifying for the scheme, we are ready to proceed.

 

In order to receive your points you will have to complete, and provide evidence of your completion of, the following 9 tasks:

 

1. Live for a minimum of four consecutive years.

2. Inhale oxygen at least seventy-five times.

3. Demonstrate a working knowledge of Pythagoras' theorem.

4. Racially abuse a relevant ethnic minority.

5. Acquire one or more uplikes on YCM.

6. Make in excess of 5 posts on YCM.

7. Present a poem based on the prompt "I wandered lonely as a cuck".

8. Create a religion and obtain a global representation of at least 0.002% by 2020.

9. Disregard task 8, it is impractical and unrealistic.

 

Upon completion of these objectives, your performance will be evaluated and you will be granted an amount of points determined with respect to your results by the PEPH management team. Successful contestants will be unable to reapply until 3 years have passed. Unsuccessful applicants may immediately reapply, however after 3 unsuccessful applications they will be permanently banned from entering Yui.




#7037841 Opening Day Spampede

Posted by Hallouin on 19 September 2017 - 06:10 PM

SHUT UP CUCK MOD I'LL POST WHERE I WANT THE ONLY AUTHORITY I RECOGNISE IS HALLO HALLO


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#7037686 Opening Day Spampede

Posted by Hallouin on 19 September 2017 - 08:21 AM

:thinking: 

 

Hallouin would be an ideal name. It maintains the -uin suffix, it features Hallo in its entirety, and it could justifiably be read as "Halloween", perfect for the season. If only the shop worked.




#7037473 Fixing News: Evilfusion gives to fluffy beggar

Posted by Hallouin on 18 September 2017 - 04:08 PM

I GOT IN ONE LITTLE LUNCHTIME AND THEN I GOT EATEN

 

AND WITH DAD ABSOLUTELY FUCKING THE RYTHM ENGUIN WAS FORCED TO ABANDON THE PROJECT MUCH TO HIS DISMAY




#7037448 Hallo Hallo

Posted by Hallouin on 18 September 2017 - 03:31 PM

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If only for the fact they are so rare now.


what the fuck

 

J O I N U !




#7037433 Fixing News: Evilfusion gives to fluffy beggar

Posted by Hallouin on 18 September 2017 - 03:12 PM

FREAKING ALLERGIC PEEPS STRAIGHT OUTTA SCHOOL

 

WHEN A BREAD MADE OF RYE, WITH A TASTE THAT'S NO GOOD, STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY FLAVOURHOOD




#7037424 The Best Kind of Animal Documentaries

Posted by Hallouin on 18 September 2017 - 02:40 PM

My favourite videos are the ones whose titles state their qualities. Makes it easy to find the VERY FUNNY!!!! stuff.




#7037421 Fixing News: Evilfusion gives to fluffy beggar

Posted by Hallouin on 18 September 2017 - 02:33 PM

INNNNNNNNNN WEST PHILADELPHIA 

 

MAYONNAISED




#7037394 When you are beloved YCMer Enguin

Posted by Hallouin on 18 September 2017 - 01:35 PM

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#7037392 the banning of mitcher green by the coward enguin engs

Posted by Hallouin on 18 September 2017 - 01:31 PM

YOU'RE VIOLATING YCM RULES.

 

You must be 13 or over to have an account.

 

TAKE HIM AWAY, MODERATORS.

 

I identify as 15.




#7037380 the banning of mitcher green by the coward enguin engs

Posted by Hallouin on 18 September 2017 - 01:20 PM

I warned you, Mitch, about contacting others. You brought this on yourself.

 

*teleports behind you*

 

Nothing personnel... kid.

 

*kisses your neck*