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Hallouin

Hallouin

Member Since 19 Aug 2011
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Papa Enguin's Pointhouse

Yesterday, 04:31 PM

As you can see, assuming you have functioning eyes, I have quite an abundance of points. As it is not unknown for CUCK MODS to aggressively repossess such assets from innocent entrepreneurs such as myself, I have decided to distribute my wealth as widely as possible before the fascists come for me.

 

However, I will not be simply giving my hard-earned currency for nothing. The following conditions must be met:

 

1. You do not already have over 40k points. This benchmark coming from the fact that that is the most points you will ever actually need, as it allows you to buy a permanent member group and that's pretty much the endgame.

2. You are not Lithuanian, or of Lithuanian descent.

3. You are demonstrably not a crochet enthusiast with a dark secret.

4. You do not have a stupid alias that is either the same as your current name, a name by which you have never gone, or you are such an irrelevant member that your thinking you actually need an alias is laughable.

5. You appreciate the understated decadence of Portland, Oregon.

 

Assuming you do indeed satisfy the requirements as listed above, congratulations! You are now eligible for consideration. The process of actually obtaining the points, obviously, will be somewhat more complex than merely fulfilling a pretty broad criteria. If you hadn't figured that out from the fact that this thread continues far beyond said criteria, you are now DISQUALIFIED from consideration.

 

Now that we've established you are willing to morally bankrupt yourself by claiming points despite not qualifying for the scheme, we are ready to proceed.

 

In order to receive your points you will have to complete, and provide evidence of your completion of, the following 9 tasks:

 

1. Live for a minimum of four consecutive years.

2. Inhale oxygen at least seventy-five times.

3. Demonstrate a working knowledge of Pythagoras' theorem.

4. Racially abuse a relevant ethnic minority.

5. Acquire one or more uplikes on YCM.

6. Make in excess of 5 posts on YCM.

7. Present a poem based on the prompt "I wandered lonely as a cuck".

8. Create a religion and obtain a global representation of at least 0.002% by 2020.

9. Disregard task 8, it is impractical and unrealistic.

 

Upon completion of these objectives, your performance will be evaluated and you will be granted an amount of points determined with respect to your results by the PEPH management team. Successful contestants will be unable to reapply until 3 years have passed. Unsuccessful applicants may immediately reapply, however after 3 unsuccessful applications they will be permanently banned from entering Yui.


When you are beloved YCMer Enguin

18 September 2017 - 01:35 PM

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Yu-Gi-Oh! Official Trading Card Game TCG Banlist September 2017 as produced and distributed by Konami of America

18 September 2017 - 12:12 PM

http://www.yugioh-card.com/en/limited/

 

N E W L Y  V E R B O T E N

 

Dinomight Knight, the True Dracofighter

Grandsoil the Elemental Lord

True King Lithosaygm, the Disaster

Denglong, First of the Yang Zing

Baegusto Emeral

Zoodiac Broadbull

Zoodiac Drident

 

N E W L Y  L I M I T E D

 

Ignis Heat, the True Dracowarrior

Miscellaneosaurus

Zoodiac Ratpier

Dark Hole

Gateway of the Six

Interrupted Kaiju Slumber

True King's Return

 

N E W L Y  S E M I ' D

 

Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning

Luster Pendulum, the Dracoslayer

Mathematician

Brionac, Dragon of the Ice Barrier

T. G. Get Hyped Librarian

Brain Control

Burial from a Different Dimension

El Shaddoll Fusion

Preparation of Rites

 

F R E E D

 

Debris Dragon

Honest

Rescue Cat

Rescue Rabbit

Summoner Monk

Bitch of the Black Forest

Charge of the Light Brigade

Dragon Ravine

Wavering Eyes

 

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I am now rich again

12 September 2017 - 01:18 PM

I spit on you commoners.


Chenguin

09 September 2017 - 03:10 PM

Chenguin