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Hi I'm Dad

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#7038563 Ask Sonic Anything

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on Yesterday, 07:57 PM

Well, as much as that awesome sounds...there is only one main reason I don't want to relocate right now.


I have a friend who is a girl around my age (more accurate, she's 27 and I'm 23) that I really like. I'm gonna try and actually make my feelings known to her cause... *sigh* ...I've been avoiding it. Parents say just take the plunge and ask and I've been putting it off. I've had a crushes before and this one, she only liked me cause I bought her things...mind you this was like elementary school years, but it still hurt when ya get the words "I just wanna be friends".


Plus, everyone else that I hang with say that they notice that I like her...it's so bad the Pastor of my church noticed it!! XD That's the main reason I don't want to leave yet. I know that there are some long distant relationships that DO work out...but I also know a large handful that don't. The girl deserves better than that. And especially now since she's going for her Bachelors in Nursing...she's going for it after I got my Bachelors, so I think I may've inspired her to do it...won't read too much into that XD




Super adorbs.  Reminds me of a similar love story about guy from Japan who lost a loved one, then he ends up saving the world.  Or trying to at least.  Never mind that.  I hope it works out in your favor boss.  :D

#7038503 Trump praises health care of Nambia, a nonexistent African country

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on Yesterday, 02:05 PM

Yeah, it was pretty obvious he meant Namibia.  But after you realize how illiterate the President really is, I'm not surprised he made such a simple and obvious fucking mistake.

#7038401 CowCow revealed to have long standing romantic relationship with....

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on Yesterday, 09:30 AM



You filthy animal.

#7038282 Batman gives Joker a straight answer

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 21 September 2017 - 06:13 PM

I ship it.

#7038042 Stephen King's The Cat in the Hat

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 20 September 2017 - 02:01 PM

#7037856 Dad Presents: A Day in the Life of Uncle evilfusion

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 19 September 2017 - 07:35 PM

Uncle awakes to the scent of peonies and jasmine flowers on the deck of his home.  A gift left to him by an admiring newcomer.  He didn't get gifts often, but he was grateful that someone was thinking of him.  Flowers weren't his thing, however.  He preferred heavy metal, explosions, and gunfire.  He pushed the potted plants into a recycling bin that he would never empty.


He starts his morning coffee.  A hickory roast with a single creamer, a teaspoon of sugar, and a teaspoon of honey.  He mixes his brew to perfection and takes the first sip.  It's disgusting and far too sweet.  He'll never take on Night's recommendation for coffee again, the troll.  He sighs and pours out the coffee in his sink, then settles for a simple breakfast of toast and eggs.  No bacon.  He didn't have the time for such luxuries.


After a short but filling meal, he steps into his black dress slacks with suspenders and a white oxford button-up shirt.  He completed the ensemble with a red tie and a matching black suit jacket.  He puts on his best smile, but it quickly fades as he looks in the mirror.  Uncle evilfusion hates suits.  They're too confining, even if he does look ever so dashing.  Uncle sighs and picks up his keys from the bedside nightstand.  He glances longingly at his bed thinking to himself, "I can't wait to go to sleep tonight."  Alas, he must be off to his daily place of work.  He shuffled into his shoes and prepared to embrace the soul-crushing halls of yugiohcardmaker.net.


As he entered the main building, Uncle brushed into Sakura.


"Damage report," Uncle said right away.


"We've got three hundred reports, most of them stemming from Debates and Miscellaneous.  I handled two hundred and seventy-five of them, but there are fifteen remaining and Yui called out sick," answers Cousin Sakura.


"And what of the Duck?" Uncle asks.


"Darkwing, or Zai?" Cousin replies.


"The one who works here," Uncle stated.


". . . so, Darkwing or Zai?" Cousin asked again.


"Zai.  Where is he?" Uncle says as he enters the control room.


"Oh, he was just here assisting me, but I believe he got an urgent call and had to step away."


"Right," Uncle says as he sits at the head of the control room.  "Shut it all down."


Cousin stands in shock.  "Sir?"


"I'm going for a drink and I don't intend to put up with their shit today.  Care to join me?" Uncle asks as he pulls the Shut Down lever for yugiohcardmaker.net


"I certainly wou--"



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#7037733 Your boy is now officially in the Armed Forces

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 19 September 2017 - 10:25 AM

Serve well.

#7037419 Fixing News: Evilfusion gives to fluffy beggar

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 18 September 2017 - 02:30 PM

it all started were all silly avi trends started 



#7037411 Fixing News: a large begging streak breaks out is Misc

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 18 September 2017 - 02:05 PM


.What's Said Is Done.



That's pretty good.  You should be proud of yourself!

#7037315 Dad gimme 60k points

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 18 September 2017 - 12:23 PM

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#7037011 kinkyfight vanguard

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 16 September 2017 - 10:24 PM



And this is what happens when you let Nubatama be the main antagonist's clan. smh


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#7037005 kinkyfight vanguard

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 16 September 2017 - 09:49 PM

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#7036998 Scientists to beam messages into space to hunt for ET starting next year

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 16 September 2017 - 09:25 PM

Aww yeah, time to make contact with otherworldly beings.  Time to discover new technologies from their homeworlds, nuke their planets, and steal all their shit.  The American way baby.

#7036277 YCM Family Tree

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 13 September 2017 - 08:01 PM



That's because you are a God damn stepchild.



I know I fit into the picture somewhere, I just have no idea where.


Somewhere over the rainbow~


Maybe you're one of Ain's kids from the previous relationship.  Hmm.

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#7036199 YCM Family Tree

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 13 September 2017 - 02:20 PM



Family tree so far


You can be grandpa since you seem to get things done.