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Hi I'm Dad

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#7054648 How To Talk To Your Shithead Liberal Nephew Over The Holidays

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on Today, 01:28 AM

Who dragged your great-grandfather out of the grave and made him vote for a demon? This is some Supernatural shit right here.


Call Sam and Dean and get the fucking holy water right now.  Tell Bobby I'm bringin the anti-idjit kit.

#7054378 NET NEUTRALITY ALERT! This site and many others are in immediate danger

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 21 November 2017 - 09:15 PM





1 big firm and a bunch of tiny ones that can't compete with it on their own


Take Youtube for example: http://thehill.com/p...be-ad-crackdown


So what kinda replacement should I go to?


It's not a poor me thing if it's YCM, but if it's facebook, or other giants with billions of users, you basically can't go "elsewhere"


Major reason I oppose NN is cause people like you don't get this simple fact and act like everything is A-OK


And you think removing NN will suddenly fix that?


Waitwaitwait.  You think giving the net over to big monopolies will replace. . . big monopolies?  


And if you mean to tell me Facebook doesn't have tons of conservative news being shared on it regularly, you're a God damn liar.  

#7054374 Self-Improvement

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 21 November 2017 - 09:02 PM

Let me start by saying this:


You don't need YCM.  Not to tell you how to feel, not to validate you.  You don't need to be validated.  You deserve to be happy the same as anyone else.  You don't need logical right-wingers or emotional lefties.  You need people you can trust and who will be real with you.  Friends who will call you out on your bullshit but still support you when you need it most.  Whether or not you're a homosexual or a liberal or a hillbilly or a conservative, that shit doesn't matter when it comes to what people think of you.  Only when they start threatening you because of your life or your views should that affect you.


As far as this money thing goes, your money doesn't mean shit until you put it towards something.  If you are actively seeking to take the wealth you have and use it in ways to improve yourself, the people around you, or something you care about, then that's a step in the right direction (so long as it doesn't infringe upon someone else's rights).  


And if you think you're the laughingstock of the community, you haven't been paying attention.  


Snatch Steal, you need to realize that this community has one person it laughs at more than anyone else:  Enguin.  And ninety-nine percent of the time, he's laughing with us (I just assumed his fucking gender get at me son).  Not to mention the roast is this weekend, so that could very well change.


My point is, you're not as bad as you make yourself out to be.  When you first arrived you were a pain in the ass, but honestly, I don't have any real issues with you.  I can't tell you to stop feeling this way.  Maybe you're overcome with this depression.  It's not as simple as just "getting over it".  That's a stupid fucking concept.  But I can tell you it's not as bad as you want it to be.  You said you're actively striving to improve yourself.  Good.  Keep going.  Pick up those fucking pieces of yourself that were chipped off, glue that shit back together, iron out those kinks, and keep fucking striving.


I'm no psychologist but I think if you take a step back and look at it from another person's perspective, you'll see what I'm talking about.

#7054209 NET NEUTRALITY ALERT! This site and many others are in immediate danger

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 21 November 2017 - 01:46 AM

You won't have any fucking viewpoints if everything is bottled and controlled.  Everything you say will be scrutinized further, not less.  ISP's will decide whether or not they like your facebook status today, or whether or not any political opinion you have affects their pockets.  So unless you're directly benefitting from these pigs getting more money in their pockets, cut your bullshit and keep the internet free.  Or you can go hide and keep blaming "those dern libs".


I don't give a fuck what anyone's political view is.  Why should I have to pay 9.99 an hour to access a children's card game forum board?  Is it because YCM isn't conservative enough?  


You act like this ain't about vengeance, but that's exactly what it is.  Petty, nonsensical, oversimplified vengeance.  Get over it.

#7054187 YCM Roast 2017 [Saturday, November 25, 2017]

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 20 November 2017 - 11:10 PM

Ladies and shitheads, your victims and roasters have been selected.  For YCM's first ever Roast, I'm sure you'll all be pleased to know just who will be getting dumpstered.  Introducing, this year's roastee:



 President Frank Underwood


And in light of recent events, this should be fuckin good.


Joining me as one of three roasters, I will be accompanied by your local residents Blackand (△).  


The Roast will begin Saturday, November 25, 2017, at approximately 2:00 p.m. CST.  Look for the thread to be stickied in the Miscellaneous section this weekend.  We look forward to having you all there.

#7053578 Hello Internet! Welcome to Behind The Meme!

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 18 November 2017 - 02:24 PM

Umm, I AM serious about this. I wanted to spawn opinions. Thats what General is, right?


If Yui hadn't stepped in I would've just moved this thread to Miscellaneous.  


It is, but look at the way you've worded the OP. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you think they're as serious about it as you actually are? Did something happen to prompt this thread, and if so, what? What's your opinion on the questions you've provided? Other questions like that. I quite enjoy seeing new threads in General which is why I'm giving you this advice.


This.  The opening post looks like a certified, grade A shit-post.  If you wanna be taken seriously, try actually putting forth a little more effort in your opening posts.

#7053279 Does an artist's/actor's personal actions affect how you view their w...

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 17 November 2017 - 01:33 PM



BBC has uncovered over 20 accusations against muh man Kevin Spacey that had been buried before


Safe to say he's done now


That's a career completely off the rails now.  You're right, he's done.  And it's a crying fucking shame that he was able to keep this shit under wraps for so long.  Glad these people finally came forward.

#7052992 Media conglomerates and mergers

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 16 November 2017 - 11:33 AM

But one step closer from the western world being run by one all-powerful Mega Corporation!
I, for one, look forward to doing police work in front of a stack of computers that allow to me zoom in on sections of an image and enhance the image.

This does not contribute to the topic. If you can't contribute, don't post. Consider this a warning.

#7052978 Does an artist's/actor's personal actions affect how you view their w...

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 16 November 2017 - 10:26 AM

assaulting the old spice man? how fucking sick IS hollywood?

Put some respect on Terry Crews name.

The poor dude smelled too good for his own good.

Shoulda used power BLOCK.

#7052638 YCM Roast 2017 [Saturday, November 25, 2017]

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 15 November 2017 - 01:03 AM



I need all you big headed bastards who are interested in having your feelings hurt and being victims of the first YCM Roast for 2017 to PM me at your earliest convenience.  Due date is Saturday, November 18, 2017.


I'm also looking for two intelligent roasters.  Since we know that don't include any of y'all, anyone interested in being a roaster should PM me as well.


You can only be a roaster or a roastee.  You can't be both.  Make sure to include in the title [YCM Roast 2017] and either Roast or Roastee in your pm title.  If you don't, I ain't clickin that shit nigga.

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#7052103 Child Molestation, Sexual Misconduct, and Rape Accusations

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 13 November 2017 - 08:57 AM

Typically it takes people time to come forward with this information. This is most likely due to trauma of the incident or fear of persecution. These allegations can be damming and harm a person's career and tarnish their name.

Where do you stand and why?

#7052101 Does an artist's/actor's personal actions affect how you view their w...

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 13 November 2017 - 08:53 AM

Are you stubborn or just incapable of following simple directions? I'll do you one better and make the thread myself.

#7052063 Does an artist's/actor's personal actions affect how you view their w...

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 13 November 2017 - 01:56 AM

There's a lot of accusations flying which target political figures and celebrities. 


As far as I know, this country is still innocent until proven guilty. Given the charged emotions and seeming further shoes to drop, it seems like we can make this a debate topic


But it's fine if you don't want to, I'll just not post here anymore



Make a debate thread about it.  Leave emotion out of it if you're gonna debate.  Or you can just stop posting altogether.

#7052036 Does an artist's/actor's personal actions affect how you view their w...

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 12 November 2017 - 10:39 PM

Politicians ain't nun but entertainers of a different field. I'm holding everybody responsible b.

#7051675 Osama Bin Laden was an anime fan and played pirated Naruto games

Posted by Hi I'm Dad on 11 November 2017 - 02:29 AM

I bet you kill yourself nube tubing in cod


CoD doesn't interest me.  I've never liked their games.  I've actually never played any CoD LOL