Performapal Five-Rainbow Magician
Level 1 LIGHT scale 12
Apply this card's Pendulum Effects to both players. While you have 4 or less Set cards in your Spell & Trap Zone, you can skip your Draw Phase. If you do not, you cannot Set Spell/Trap Cards until the end of this turn. While you have 4 or less Set cards in your Spell & Trap Zone, the ATK of all monsters you control become 0, they cannot attack, also they cannot activate their effects. If you have 5 Set cards in your Spell & Trap Zone: You can negate the activation of the following effects of this card, then double the original ATK of all monsters you control. If you Set a card(s): End that turn. If you add a card(s) to your hand, except during your Draw Phase: You can Set that card(s).
If a player controls 5 Pendulum Monsters in their Monster Zone: That player can double the original ATK of all monsters they control, but those monsters cannot attack directly.
So Yuya used this in the anime to come out to Reiji as bisexual. There was then a 20 minute orgy.
Also yes, there are 6 rainbows emanating from the Magician's hands, and a seventh one in the background.
Also funny since you can't actually achieve the Pendulum effect with the new rules.
Anyway, were this card to be printed as is, I think it would make a decent Floodgate+Scale 12.