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1 female with 99 men (serious debate)

22 May 2019 - 02:17 AM

Smurfette being around 99 males would be problematic. Would Smurfette lays eggs? Are smurfs mammals or not?

Debate wither or not that smurfs are indeed mammals.

Smurfette lays eggs?

22 May 2019 - 02:12 AM

Smurfette lays eggs? Are smurfs mammals or not?

Bezalel Archetype

14 May 2019 - 04:32 AM

Bezalel Archetype focuses around low attack high defense multi attribute rock type monsters that you throw at your opponent's monster and taking advantage stat abuse.


Obelisk of Bezalel: Continuous Spell
All "Bezalel" monsters you control can not be destroyed by your opponent's card effect. If you discard a Rock-Type monster: you can inflict 300 Damage to your opponent. When this card is activated: add 1 "Bezalel" monster from your Deck or GY to your hand. During your Main Phase while this card is in the GY except the turn this card was sent to the GY; you can discard 1 card; add this card to your hand.


Throwing Rune Rocks: Quick-Play Spell
Discard 1 card: add up to 2 "Bezalel" cards with different names from your Deck to your hand. During your Main Phase while this card is in the GY except the turn this card was sent to the GY; you can discard 1 card; add this card to your hand.


Spell Absorbing Rocks: Normal Spell
Can only activate this card if your control a face-up "Bezalel" monster: Target 1 Spell or Trap card your opponent controls, banish the targeted card then draw 1 card. During your Main Phase while this card is in the GY except the turn this card was sent to the GY; you can discard 1 card; add this card to your hand.


Bezalel Rat: Level 3 |
| DARK | Rock-Type | Effect monster |
| 0 ATK | 1700 DEF |
While this card is in your GY except the turn this card was sent to the GY, all face-up monsters you control gain 100 DEF. During your Main Phase 1, while you control a face-up "Bezalel" Rock-Type monster, you can discard this card: target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls, the targeted monster loses DEF equal to this card's DEF. When this card attacks before the damage step, this card gains ATK equal to this card's DEF until the End Phase. If this card attacks, it is changed to Defense Position at the end of the Battle Phase. If this card is Summoned: You can add 1 level 2 or lower monster with 0 ATK from your GY to your hand.


Bezalel Cat: Level 2 |
| LIGHT | Rock-Type | Effect monster |
| 0 ATK | 1500 DEF |
While this card is in your GY except the turn this card was sent to the GY, all face-up monsters you control gain 100 DEF. During your Main Phase 1, while you control a face-up "Bezalel" Rock-Type monster, you can discard this card: target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls, send the targeted monster to bottom of the Deck. When this card attacks before the damage step, this card gains ATK equal to this card's DEF until the End Phase. If this card attacks, it is changed to Defense Position at the end of the Battle Phase. If this card is Summoned: You can send 1 monster with 0 ATK from your Deck to your GY.


Bezalel Wolf: Level 4 |
| FIRE | Rock-Type | Effect monster |
| 0 ATK | 1800 DEF |
While this card is in your GY except the turn this card was sent to the GY, all face-up monsters you control gain 100 DEF. During your Main Phase 1, while you control a face-up "Bezalel" Rock-Type monster, you can discard this card: target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls, the destroy the targeted monster into the Deck. When this card attacks before the damage step, this card gains ATK equal to this card's DEF until the End Phase. If this card attacks, it is changed to Defense Position at the end of the Battle Phase. If this card is Summoned: You can add 1 monster with 0 ATK from your Deck to your hand.


Bezalel Dog: Level 1 |
| WIND | Rock-Type | Effect monster |
| 0 ATK | 700 DEF |
While this card is in your GY except the turn this card was sent to the GY, all face-up monsters you control gain 100 DEF. During your Main Phase 1, while you control a face-up "Bezalel" Rock-Type monster, you can discard this card: target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls, the banish the targeted monster. When this card attacks before the damage step, this card gains ATK equal to this card's DEF until the End Phase. If this card attacks, it is changed to Defense Position at the end of the Battle Phase. If this card is Summoned: You can Special Summon 1 level 5 monster with 0 ATK from your Deck then destroy this card.


Bezalel Leopard: Level 5 |
| WATER | Rock-Type | Effect monster |
| 0 ATK | 2100 DEF |
While this card is in your GY except the turn this card was sent to the GY, all face-up monsters you control gain 100 DEF. During your Main Phase 1, while you control a face-up "Bezalel" Rock-Type monster, you can discard this card: target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls, return the targeted card to the hand. When this card attacks before the damage step, this card gains ATK equal to this card's DEF until the End Phase. If this card attacks, it is changed to Defense Position at the end of the Battle Phase. If this card is Summoned: You can Special Summon 1 level 4 or lower monster with 0 ATK from your GY then banish this card.


Bezalel Tiger: Level 6 |
| EARTH | Rock-Type | Effect monster |
| 0 ATK | 2300 DEF |
While this card is in your GY except the turn this card was sent to the GY, all face-up monsters you control gain 100 DEF. During your Main Phase 1, while you control a face-up "Bezalel" Rock-Type monster, you can discard this card: target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls, destroy the targeted monster then both players draw 1 card. When this card attacks before the damage step, this card gains ATK equal to this card's DEF until the End Phase. If this card attacks, it is changed to Defense Position at the end of the Battle Phase. If this card is Summoned: You can Special Summon 1 level 5 or lower monster with 0 ATK from your Deck then shuffle this card into your Deck.


Bezalel Lion: Level 7 |
| FIRE | Rock-Type | Effect monster |
| 0 ATK | 2500 DEF |
While this card is in your GY except the turn this card was sent to the GY, all face-up monsters you control gain 100 DEF. During your Main Phase 1, while you control a face-up "Bezalel" Rock-Type monster, you can discard this card: target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls, banish the top 3 cards of your opponent's Deck and the targeted monster. When this card attacks before the damage step, this card gains ATK equal to this card's DEF until the End Phase. If this card attacks, it is changed to Defense Position at the end of the Battle Phase. If this card is Summoned: You can draw 1 card.


Bezalel Elephant: Level 8 |
| WATER | Rock-Type | Effect monster |
| 0 ATK | 3000 DEF |
Must be Tribute Summon by Tributing 2 level 7 or lower "Bezalel" monsters you control. While this card is in your GY except the turn this card was sent to the GY, all face-up monsters you control gain 100 DEF. During your Main Phase 1, while you control a face-up "Bezalel" Rock-Type monster, you can discard this card: target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls, the targeted monster loses DEF equal to this card's DEF. When this card attacks before the damage step, this card gains ATK equal to this card's DEF until the End Phase. If this card attacks, it is changed to Defense Position at the end of the Battle Phase. If this card leaves the field: You can Special Summon up to 3 "Bezalel Rat" from your hand and/or Deck and/or GY.

AOC can not sell books!

02 May 2019 - 04:02 PM

Even George Soros will not back this kickstarter!

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When you are a democrat....

21 April 2019 - 02:06 AM

When the Devil is too busy
And death's a bit too much
They call on me, by name you see
For my special touch
To the gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same
I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm the bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're a democrat
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm a democrat
And I do it all for communism
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
While there's children to make sad
While there's babies to be bort
While there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting ‘round the corner
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it
‘Cos there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're a democrat
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm a democrat
And I do it all for communism
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
I pledge my allegiance
To all things dark and I
Promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told
Hillary Clinton never seen
A soldier quite like me
Not only does their job but does it happily
I'm the fear that keeps you wake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm the dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start
And it's so easy when you're a democrat
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm a democrat
And I do it all for communism
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for communism
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for communism
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
It gets so lonely being a democrat
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're a democrat
I'm lying through my teeth
Your tears are all the company I need