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GOD MACHISMO

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#7008352 :fire: :enduser: :fire:

Posted by GOD MACHISMO on 12 May 2017 - 02:59 PM

>way

 

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#7007162 Gadgets

Posted by GOD MACHISMO on 06 May 2017 - 11:08 PM

Credit to .buddha for the art on the cards.

 

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Black Gadget

You can only use 1 "Black Gadget" effect per turn, and only once that turn.
① When this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can Special Summon 1 Level 4 EARTH Machine-Type monster from your Graveyard. ② If this card is destroyed by battle or card effect: You can Special Summon 1 Level 4 "Gadget" monster from your Deck, except "Black Gadget".

 

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White Gadget

You can only use 1 "White Gadget" effect per turn, and only once that turn.
① When this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can set 1 "Stronghold the Moving Fortress" or "Metalhold the Moving Blockade" directly from your Deck in 1 your Spell & Trap Card Zone. ② If this card is destroyed by battle or card effect: You can Special Summon 1 Level 4 "Gadget" monster from your Deck, except "White Gadget".

 

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Blue Gadget

① When this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can reveal your hand, then add 1 "Gadget" monster from your Deck to your hand with a different name from the "Gadget" monsters in your hand, except "Blue Gadget".

 

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Purple Gadget

① When this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can target 2 "Gadget" monsters in your Graveyard; shuffle those targets into your Deck, then draw 1 card.

 

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Pink Gadget

① When this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can draw 2 cards. You must control 2 other face-up "Gadget" monsters with different names from this card and each other to activate and resolve this effect.

 

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Orange Gadget

① When this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can Special Summon 1 Level 4 "Gadget" monster with a different name from the face-up "Gadget" monsters you currently control from your Deck in face-up Defense Position.

 

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Metalmax the Powered Battlebot

2 Machine-Type Monsters
① Once per turn: You can target 1 face-up "Gadget" monster you control that shares a Mutual Link with this card; return it to the owner's Deck, then Special Summon 1 "Gadget" monster with a different name from the returned monster (from your Deck). ② If you control 2 or more "Gadget" monsters, this card gains 1500 ATK.

 

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Gadget Squad

① Once per turn, if you add exactly 1 "Gadget" monster to your hand by the effect of another "Gadget" monster: You can Special Summon that 1 monster. ② If this face-up card leaves the field by an opponent's card effect: You can target up to 3 "Gadget" monsters in your Graveyard; shuffle those targets into the Deck, then 1 card for each.

 

 

 




#7005494 Me calling UltimateIRS

Posted by GOD MACHISMO on 30 April 2017 - 11:59 PM

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#7005207 BREAKING NEWS: Winter's brother leads bloody campaign against YCM, severa...

Posted by GOD MACHISMO on 29 April 2017 - 09:20 PM

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About an hour ago, a militia led by Summer, brother of recently banned Winter, rampaged through YCM, injuring several members, including 3 mods, and a groundhog.

 

Earlier today, evilfusion, who delivered Winter's swift and highly controversial banning, received a disturbing package in the mail containing the eyes of a groundhog and a note that said "SEE NO SHADOW, SEE NO SHIT."

 

Later, fellow moderator Sakura was found under a dilapidated boat, showing signs that his OS was replaced with Windows Vista.

 

"Sakura tried over and over to tell me what happened, but then he said he had to update, then he shut down" evilfusion told YCM News.

 

Shortly after, members from the Aesthetics section discovered that Night's coffin was mysteriously thrown into the ocean with him still in it. No one has bothered to retrieve the forum's favorite vampire as of yet.

 

For whatever reason, Striker's car was stacked on top of several sacks of rotten potatoes.

 

Summer sent an image (pictured above) to the surviving mods. YCM News has identified the people in the photo alongside Summer.

 

Asian, Black's evil twin, expert in math and computers.

Pengui, Enguin's evil twin, and leader of the KMS militia.

French Spectre, British Soul's evil twin, and espionage expert.

GOODSYNCHRO, evilfusion's evil brother, and lemonade stand tycoon.

Bisonspring, Dysonslinky's evil sister, a master of hand-to-hand combat.

SupremeOCC, UltimateIRS's evil brother, professional money launderer.

Carl the Cow, Lord Cow's evil brother, and well-known Mega Bloks and ceiling fan trafficker.

Iar, Rai's evil twin, and master assassin.

Kook, Koko's evil twin, an expert in magic-based arson.

Paigoose, Zaiduck's evil sister, torture expert.

And finally, Ordersixtysix, Chaosix's evil brother, expert in chemical warfare.

 

Attempts have been made to reach the YCMPD, but Goose is unavailable and MACHISMO is assumed to still be in the Delta Quadrant.

 

Hi I'm Dad declined to comment, marching towards Summer and his legion of supervillains with a belt.

 

Zaiduck, YCM's PR mod, has yet to give a public statement, prompting some to call for his head.

 




#7003155 CowCow shall now be known as Seto Cowba.

Posted by GOD MACHISMO on 23 April 2017 - 01:00 AM

I'M THE NUMBER ONE CATTLE AND YOU'RE A THIRD-RATE CHICKEN NUGGET




#7003031 How Moderators stifle freedom of expression in Misc.

Posted by GOD MACHISMO on 22 April 2017 - 06:40 PM

they mixed mega and lego blocks again didn't they

 

jumped raeg for the megabloks




#7003028 How Moderators stifle freedom of expression in Misc.

Posted by GOD MACHISMO on 22 April 2017 - 06:37 PM

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bitchass niggas




#7002675 Virus Ogre

Posted by GOD MACHISMO on 21 April 2017 - 05:40 PM

Because the Virus cards.

 

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Virus Ogre

① Once per turn: You can have this card gain 500 ATK until the End Phase, but it cannot attack your opponent directly during this turn. ② During your opponent's turn, you can halve this card's ATK to have it gain 2000 DEF until the End Phase. ③ If this card is Tributed for the activation of a Normal Trap Card: You can add 1 "Virus Ogre" from your Deck to your hand OR Special Summon it.

 




#7002598 Photo of MACHISMO examining his long and big projectile firing thingy revealed.

Posted by GOD MACHISMO on 21 April 2017 - 02:31 PM

I can't tell if that's a lewd joke or I should be calling the police.

so do i

 

lewd? lol wtf




#7000243 Eros Thanatos' darkest secret EXPOSED

Posted by GOD MACHISMO on 14 April 2017 - 09:24 PM

He freezes and microwaves his left over fried chicken

 

that monster!


His name is Negan.  That's it b

 

we are all negan




#7000232 Eros Thanatos' darkest secret EXPOSED

Posted by GOD MACHISMO on 14 April 2017 - 08:36 PM

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DUN DUN wat




#7000191 Remembering Joey

Posted by GOD MACHISMO on 14 April 2017 - 06:37 PM




#7000047 america should drop another mother of all bombs on isis

Posted by GOD MACHISMO on 14 April 2017 - 01:12 AM

so isis can be destroyed by same-sex parents

 

 

ba-dum-wat




#6998715 Stop Trying to CHANGE people!

Posted by GOD MACHISMO on 10 April 2017 - 11:35 AM

if i click on that video, will I end up with a load of similar videos in my recommended?

 

nah, you'll get a video about how balls shrinking is a great thing




#6998547 YEAH!

Posted by GOD MACHISMO on 09 April 2017 - 11:19 PM

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